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Post  Hugo on Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:59 pm


(9:52:36 PM) Hugo_: Jesus gets a love interest
(9:52:40 PM) Hugo_: Mary Magnum
(9:53:20 PM) HanJi: wiw
(9:53:24 PM) HanJi: *wow
(9:53:24 PM) Hugo_: <3333
(9:53:50 PM) Hugo_: Also
(9:53:56 PM) Midboss: This is the kind of film I imagine being written with a photo of you on the writer's desk to remind them who the audience is
(9:54:05 PM) Hugo_: Vampires can walk in light because light is both a particle and a wave, and they.. something.. quantum...
(9:54:14 PM) Hugo_: Man
(9:54:32 PM) Hugo_: I should email Troma my headshot.
(9:54:47 PM) Hugo_: Or I could go to any convention and talk to Lloyd Kaufman for like five horus
(9:54:54 PM) Midboss: if light is a wave, then we can remove it by setting the wave machine in a swimming pool to the right settings!!!
(9:55:00 PM) ***Midboss goes to pseudoscience it up
(9:55:20 PM) HanJi: Ow
(9:55:20 PM) ***Tansai walks up to Ben.
(9:55:26 PM) ***Tansai hits him.
(9:55:29 PM) Hugo_: HEy
(9:55:37 PM) Hugo_: You have to do it tenderly, mat~
(9:55:45 PM) ***Tansai hands Ben a note saying "Philosphers are banned from science"
(9:55:47 PM) ***Tansai leaves
(9:55:48 PM) HanJi: HanJi walks up to Ben
(9:55:53 PM) Midboss: You say you're going to hit me
(9:55:58 PM) HanJi: HanJi leans in close
(9:56:06 PM) Midboss: but how can you hit me if you can't see me in my anti-light wave pool~~~!
(9:56:10 PM) Midboss: muahaha
(9:56:12 PM) Midboss: glub
(9:56:14 PM) Midboss: muahaha
(9:56:17 PM) Midboss: glublub
(9:56:19 PM) Hugo_: Ahahahaha
(9:56:21 PM) HanJi: HanJi eviscerates Ben with great vengeance
(9:56:31 PM) Hugo_: YOU NEED TO DO IT LOVINGLY
(9:57:05 PM) HanJi: HOW ELSE WOULD I EVISCERATE SOMEONE?!
(9:57:33 PM) Hugo_: Lovingly
(9:57:34 PM) ***Midboss deviscerates himself
(9:57:35 PM) Hugo_: tenderly
(9:57:44 PM) Hugo_: You need to let him know you have a fondness for him
(9:57:48 PM) Hugo_: but you're disappoint.
(9:57:57 PM) Midboss: you can't just add the word "lovingly" onto anything to make it nice and caring, Trina
(9:58:06 PM) HanJi: That's like asking me to specify that every time i tell someone i care about them, i do it with contempt
(9:58:13 PM) HanJi: it's implied through context
(9:58:24 PM) Hugo_: All of you are horrible people
(9:58:31 PM) HanJi: Yes. Yes I am
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Re: IRC Quotes

Post  Hugo on Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:16 pm


(10:14:11 PM) Carcer: there was some kind of royal baby thing going on wasn't there
(10:14:26 PM) HanJi: apparently
(10:14:33 PM) Tansai: Then laugh as they wake up and there's loads of people with cameras taking pictures of them.
(10:14:38 PM) Carcer: which I almost managed to miss but may yet have returned in time to have to endure a parade of bullshit about it
(10:14:53 PM) ***Hugo_ just lies to Americans.
(10:15:10 PM) Midboss: OH NO, TRINA IS OBAMA
(10:15:43 PM) Tansai: ...
(10:16:12 PM) Carcer: THANKS OBAMA
(10:16:12 PM) Hugo_: THANKS, ME
(10:16:16 PM) ***Tansai punches himself in the cheek, bit his lip and is now bleeding
(10:16:17 PM) Carcer: mivehind
(10:16:23 PM) HanJi: ...wow.
(10:16:24 PM) ***Hugo_ highfives Carcer
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Re: IRC Quotes

Post  Hugo on Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:18 pm


(9:12:32 PM) Hugo_: All of these thigns these people are saying are LIES
(9:12:36 PM) Hugo_: LIES
(9:12:47 PM) ***Hugo_ vomits spiders.
(9:13:01 PM) Coraline: ....
(9:13:03 PM) Midboss is now known as spiders
(9:13:08 PM) spiders: ahhh
(9:13:11 PM) spiders: what was that for
(9:13:13 PM) spiders: not cool
(9:13:13 PM) ***Coraline makes a Viv for all the spiders
(9:13:15 PM) ***Hugo_ looks at spiders.
(9:13:17 PM) Hugo_: aaaaagh
(9:13:20 PM) ***Silvia_ backs away slowly
(9:13:22 PM) Hugo_: Sorry!
(9:13:22 PM) spiders: aaaaagh
(9:13:23 PM) ***Coraline herds spiders into it
(9:13:25 PM) Hugo_: aaaaaagh
(9:13:29 PM) spiders: aaaaaaaagh
(9:13:33 PM) ***Coraline shuts the Viv
(9:13:34 PM) Hugo_: aaaaaagh!
(9:13:50 PM) ***spiders makes a muffled sound that may be somewhat like "aaaaaaaaaagh"
(9:14:02 PM) ***Hugo_ stops screaming and needs to stop eating spiders.
(9:14:26 PM) ***Coraline looks perplexed by what happens and then makes everyone hot chocolate
(9:14:35 PM) Hugo_: ._.
(9:14:39 PM) Silvia_: ah, thanks
(9:14:44 PM) spiders: do we get one each
(9:14:45 PM) Hugo_: ...kay.
(9:14:55 PM) ***spiders look imploringly with so many collective eyes
(9:15:25 PM) ***Coraline looks fazed for a moment
(9:15:50 PM) ***Coraline then distributes one normal hot chocolate into a whole bunch of tiny little shot glasses
(9:16:01 PM) ***Coraline carefully places each one in the viv
(9:16:02 PM) spiders: wheeeee
(9:16:16 PM) Coraline: there is not enough in any of them for a spider to drown in
(9:16:37 PM) Hugo_: well
(9:16:39 PM) Hugo_: I feel better
(9:16:43 PM) ***Coraline closes the Viv again and realises that his life is spiders now
(9:16:44 PM) Hugo_: Sorry about that, Spiders.
(9:17:21 PM) spiders: It's fine
(9:17:41 PM) spiders: also https://www.google.co.uk/search?site=&source=hp&q=how+to+stop+eating+spiders&oq=how+to+stop+eating+spiders&gs_l=hp.3..0i22i30.1146.5224.0.5696.34.24.2.6.6.1.166.2459.15j9.24.0....0...1c.1.22.hp..3.31.2405.66CMzpIHb-0
(9:17:42 PM) Hugo_: Can you go get Ben for us?
(9:17:56 PM) Hugo_: Thanks Spiders.
(9:17:56 PM) spiders is now known as Midboss
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Re: IRC Quotes

Post  Hugo on Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:12 pm


(4:05:18 PM) shap: Coraline, I thought you weren't coming back 'til Thursday.
(4:06:06 PM) Coraline: my apologies, I ended up coming back last night
(4:07:54 PM) shap: I feel like I should stay in the living room with Columbo but my PCs in my office and I don't want to scare him with too much noise
(4:08:46 PM) shap: Coraline, are you coming to Potluck Roleplay tomorrow at 7pm?
(4:09:13 PM) Hugo_: It could always be an experiement, see how he deals with noise
(4:09:28 PM) Hugo_: But also, leaving him alone isn't terrible.
(4:09:36 PM) Hugo_: Also, is that what I'm going to?
(4:09:40 PM) Hugo_: do I need to bring food?
(4:09:44 PM) shap: yes
(4:10:02 PM) Carcer: yeah, being left alone for a while to chill out is probably good, he can get used to new environment without worrying about people.
(4:10:46 PM) Coraline: I can do
(4:10:53 PM) Hugo_: Is matt invited
(4:10:57 PM) Hugo_: DId that happen?
(4:11:03 PM) Hugo_: Because he claims he doesn't remember being invited
(4:11:08 PM) shap: Okay, I need to be strong. He's been through worse
(4:11:36 PM) Carcer: that's right, Matt can deal with not being invited
(4:11:37 PM) shap: I invited Matt via Hugo_
(4:11:49 PM) Hugo_: That is how I read it at first, Rich
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Re: IRC Quotes

Post  Hugo on Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:38 pm


(5:18:53 PM) Carcer: damnit
(5:18:57 PM) Coraline: ?
(5:19:01 PM) Carcer: stupid google translate is not being shit enough
(5:19:06 PM) Coraline: yes
(5:19:12 PM) Coraline: its great when that happens
(5:19:34 PM) Coraline: and is a problem I have encountered before
(5:20:32 PM) Carcer: I'm trying to translate from English to German back into English and it's not mangling it enough to be funny.,
(5:21:06 PM) Coraline: try translating it into a different script and back and then English to German and back
(5:21:11 PM) Coraline: that tends to help
(5:21:18 PM) Carcer: but that's not authentic
(5:21:39 PM) Coraline: well sure but
(5:21:58 PM) Coraline: ....
(5:22:06 PM) Coraline: I guess a worse translator then?
(5:22:55 PM) ***Carcer goes to babelfish
(5:23:01 PM) Coraline: hehheeh sweet
(5:24:06 PM) Hugo_: ...
(5:24:09 PM) Hugo_: Whya re you doing that
(5:24:14 PM) Hugo_: THIS BETTER NOT BE FOR CORP
(5:24:17 PM) Hugo_: OR I WILL BE PISSED
(5:24:26 PM) Hugo_: IT'S 550 YEARS IN THE FUTURE
(5:24:29 PM) Coraline: ?
(5:24:33 PM) Coraline: Trina we've done this before
(5:24:42 PM) Hugo_: WHY WOULD TRANSLATION PROJECTS SUCK MORE THEN
(5:24:49 PM) Hugo_: Yes, and i wasn't online but I was pissed then too
(5:24:52 PM) Carcer: okay
(5:24:55 PM) Coraline: oh well
(5:24:56 PM) Carcer: hahahah
(5:25:03 PM) Coraline: ?
(5:25:13 PM) Carcer: looks like I'm upsetting Trina!
(5:25:25 PM) Hugo_: Seriously, I have used google translate with someone sitting at the same comptuer with me to talk.. in real life.. now.
(5:25:26 PM) Hugo_: Why
(5:25:43 PM) Hugo_: would a future with AIs that can isntantly translate anything and cybernetics that do that in your brain be worse ffffuuuuccckkk
(5:25:54 PM) Hugo_: *FLAILS*
(5:25:59 PM) Coraline: because you're not using those things?
(5:26:23 PM) Hugo_: "Oh I'll just go to shittranslator.ei"
(5:26:32 PM) Hugo_: "Lol is says my name means "penis" in Urdu."
(5:26:33 PM) Carcer: I imagine that he translated it from the german
(5:26:42 PM) Carcer: by trying to say it out loud
(5:26:49 PM) Carcer: and listening to his own voice through his internal translator
(5:26:55 PM) Coraline: in fairness
(5:26:58 PM) Hugo_: Why would
(5:27:01 PM) Hugo_: anyone do that
(5:27:01 PM) Carcer: hahah
(5:27:12 PM) Carcer: because they have a new cybernetic and they want to try it out?
(5:27:26 PM) Coraline: half decent translation tech starts at 5000c so there is a price barrier
(5:27:27 PM) Coraline: oh wait
(5:27:30 PM) Coraline: we're oracle
(5:27:32 PM) Carcer: yes
(5:27:33 PM) Carcer: we're oracle
(5:27:38 PM) Hugo_: His GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRET GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT FUCKING GREAT GRANDMOTHER USED TO MAKE JOKES USING GOOGLE TRANSLATE ON TUMBLR OKAY AND IT WAS GREAT THEN
(5:27:51 PM) Hugo_: AND IT'S EVEN
(5:27:52 PM) Hugo_: GREATER
(5:27:53 PM) Hugo_: NOW
(5:28:01 PM) Coraline: actually
(5:28:06 PM) Coraline: Carcer makes a good point
(5:28:07 PM) Hugo_: Bitch I will flay you
(5:28:14 PM) Hugo_: ..She said lovingly.
(5:28:14 PM) Carcer: I was going to include a note about how he was a bit suspicious that the free translation service he was using may not be accurate and he was going to upgrade to a premium service
(5:28:20 PM) Coraline: its only process chips that do reading another language
(5:28:33 PM) Hugo_: Technically, task chips I think?
(5:28:44 PM) Hugo_: but also
(5:28:45 PM) Coraline: nontheless
(5:28:52 PM) Coraline: written words are still hard
(5:28:58 PM) Hugo_: Those go in your brian and do it in your brain fuck chrome can translate a page when you are reading it oh my god
(5:28:59 PM) Coraline: harder anyway
(5:29:02 PM) Hugo_: I AM VOMITTING MOTHS
(5:29:17 PM) Carcer: I'd point out all the in-universe examples of terrible English which you might attribute to bad machine-translation or at least an indiciation that supergood translation services aren't actually freely available
(5:29:26 PM) Carcer: Kac Shim's free online language translator maybe
(5:29:53 PM) Carcer: but those are more about being racist than they are about the quality of translation.
(5:30:06 PM) Hugo_: I WILL ACCEPT A POOR TRANSLATION IF IT HAS KACSHIM AT THE BOTTOM
(5:30:13 PM) Hugo_: Yeah
(5:30:18 PM) Hugo_: It's also a horrible racist joke
(5:30:24 PM) Hugo_: but at elast it's canonically consistent.
(5:30:32 PM) ***Hugo_ would be a furious continuity editor.
(5:33:40 PM) Hugo_: Story time:
(5:34:02 PM) Hugo_: The books were written a million years ago, like, in 2006 or some shit, which is why everyone uses PDAs.
(5:34:36 PM) Carcer: as opposed to what
(5:34:54 PM) Coraline: phones
(5:34:55 PM) Hugo_: The book's translation box which does it live is way way way worse than the cybernetic for the same price and it's not even consisent there.
(5:34:56 PM) Hugo_: And
(5:35:02 PM) Coraline: because they are more computer than phone now
(5:35:15 PM) Carcer: smartphones basically are PDAs
(5:35:16 PM) Hugo_: Basically, things which they were like, "The future will have this, only not as great in 500 years"
(5:35:21 PM) Hugo_: we got like.. 6 years later.
(5:35:21 PM) Carcer: that's just an issue of nomenclature
(5:35:39 PM) Hugo_: Yeah, i don't mind that term because it's like.. the same thing
(5:35:40 PM) Hugo_: but also
(5:35:44 PM) Hugo_: uuuggggh
(5:35:55 PM) Carcer: anyway
(5:35:57 PM) Hugo_: This is jsut something that smokes my Thanksgiving turkey
(5:35:59 PM) Carcer: here will be the thing
(5:36:01 PM) Hugo_: Like home insulation
(5:36:06 PM) Carcer: I'll have the terrible kac shim translation
(5:36:09 PM) Carcer: because it's funny.
(5:36:25 PM) Carcer: and thereafter use a proper translation service.
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Re: IRC Quotes

Post  Hugo on Wed Jul 31, 2013 7:54 pm

(7:45:54 PM) THE_HELL_GOATS: http://fanfictionimg.tumblr.com/image/31522776572
(7:46:04 PM) THE_HELL_GOATS: four words I never thought I'd see in sequence
(7:46:23 PM) HanJi: what...i ...what?
(7:47:34 PM) THE_HELL_GOATS: If I could explain
(7:47:37 PM) THE_HELL_GOATS: I probably wouldn't want to?
(7:48:07 PM) Hugo_: Fucking house rape fetishes.
(7:49:14 PM) HanJi: disgusting. just cause a house has a short skirting board, doesn't make it consent
(7:49:56 PM) vSG: she was a two bedroom semi, If you know what I mean
(7:50:51 PM) HanJi: ...not really, no
(7:50:58 PM) vSG: neither do I
(7:51:07 PM) Hugo_: ....
(7:51:20 PM) Hugo_: And then my brain went to terranced houses -> Human dentipede
(7:51:22 PM) Hugo_: and now I'm sad
(7:51:25 PM) THE_HELL_GOATS: oh og
(7:51:28 PM) THE_HELL_GOATS: oh god, even
(7:51:36 PM) THE_HELL_GOATS: you connect people together... by their teeth?
(7:51:48 PM) Hugo_: ben
(7:51:53 PM) Hugo_: Don't make me vomit bees on you.
(7:52:05 PM) vSG: poser
(7:52:07 PM) THE_HELL_GOATS: well, I know what time it would be then http://fanfictionimg.tumblr.com/image/31522708366
(7:52:15 PM) THE_HELL_GOATS: Look, we're all tired of Trina vomiting spiders
(7:52:32 PM) Hugo_: Especially the spiders.
(7:52:33 PM) THE_HELL_GOATS: She has to keep things fresh-ish or she won't be renewed for another season
(7:52:48 PM) vSG: bees are fresh now?
(7:52:54 PM) THE_HELL_GOATS: baby bees are
(7:53:04 PM) vSG: I thought bee season was in the spring
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Re: IRC Quotes

Post  Hugo on Sun Aug 04, 2013 9:03 pm

(8:48:16 PM) Fenris_: does anyone want to do a thread?
(8:48:37 PM) Coraline: weren't you planning a house warming party?
(8:49:08 PM) Fenris_: there aren't enough people available
(8:49:16 PM) Coraline: oh
(8:50:06 PM) Hugo_: Hugo is.. not going
(8:53:39 PM) Fenris_: isn't he in australia?
(8:57:44 PM) Coraline: .d 2d10
(8:57:44 PM) Internets: :: Total 17 / 20 [85%] :: Results [8, 9] ::
(8:57:47 PM) Coraline: ....
(8:57:54 PM) Coraline: ><
(9:00:24 PM) Hugo_: Wrong free state
(9:00:38 PM) Fenris_: oh, south america?
(9:01:11 PM) Hugo_: Yes
(9:01:14 PM) Hugo_: Hence spanish
(9:01:32 PM) Fenris_: i assumed spanish because fed
(9:01:42 PM) Hugo_: Not many feds in Australia
(9:02:02 PM) Carcer: >no party
(9:02:11 PM) Fenris_: i originally didn't think there was, but then just assumed that i was wrong
(9:02:13 PM) Carcer: >Stephen looks at his cake
(9:02:16 PM) Carcer: >sighs
(9:02:28 PM) Hugo_: >puts whole face in cake
(9:02:48 PM) Fenris_: you were the only person who said they were available for more than a couple of hours
(9:02:54 PM) Carcer: >Stephen quietly looks at his new apartment
(9:03:02 PM) Carcer: >"happy housewarming, me"
(9:03:03 PM) Carcer: >gets drunk
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Re: IRC Quotes

Post  Hugo on Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:55 pm


(9:47:42 PM) Tansai: https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1149003_225213407632271_1978074810_n.jpg
(9:47:49 PM) Tansai: done on paint
(9:48:11 PM) ***Midboss doesn't get it
(9:48:37 PM) Tansai: Voldemort finally finds a coke bottle with his name on it.
(9:51:03 PM) Hugo_: Morning
(9:51:12 PM) Midboss: Afternoon
(9:51:21 PM) Hugo_: Is that that thing?
(9:51:40 PM) Hugo_: Like, coke bottle have names on them now?
(9:51:43 PM) Hugo_: Only in the UK
(9:51:47 PM) Hugo_: Because there are five names
(9:52:11 PM) Midboss: There are more than five names
(9:52:23 PM) Hugo_: Oh sorry
(9:52:30 PM) Hugo_: Five names per assigned birth sex
(9:52:32 PM) Midboss: You just don't see the rest, they're written in the Secret British Alphabet
(9:52:59 PM) Hugo_: Funny that like half of them are pronounced Matt and Chris, though.
(9:53:08 PM) Midboss: Only when you're around
(9:53:11 PM) Midboss: We have to keep cover
(9:53:14 PM) Midboss: Sorry =(
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Re: IRC Quotes

Post  Hugo on Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:56 pm


(9:53:25 PM) Hugo_: Wasn't Una, your nuke Ben, gona be tiny?
(9:53:53 PM) Midboss: Yeah
(9:54:20 PM) Midboss: by the standards of tiny you can justify with good nuke stats
(9:55:13 PM) Hugo_: You can be like
(9:55:15 PM) Hugo_: three feet tall
(9:55:17 PM) Hugo_: ...probably
(9:55:34 PM) Hugo_: Just really...
(9:55:37 PM) Hugo_: tiny.. heavy weapons.
(9:55:39 PM) Carcer: we'd call them the suitcase nuke
(9:55:41 PM) Midboss: ...I am not playing a nuke who is small enough to ride on their industrial weapon travel cases
(9:55:51 PM) Hugo_: the both of you.
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Re: IRC Quotes

Post  Hugo on Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:19 am


(8:08:48 PM) Hugo_: Shimobu you suck
(8:08:54 PM) Midboss: >_>
(8:08:55 PM) Midboss: <_<
(8:09:00 PM) Midboss: <_>
(8:09:55 PM) Hugo_: Come on
(8:09:56 PM) Hugo_: He does
(8:10:19 PM) Hugo_: "You guys fought like crazy, and not in the good way, it was so riduclous, i can't believe you finally had sex"
(8:10:20 PM) Hugo_: thanks
(8:10:51 PM) Midboss: It is a terrible unhelpful thing to be saying
(8:10:54 PM) Midboss: But
(8:11:06 PM) Carcer: "are you guys aware you are a really terrible match? I mean, wow. Props on fighting through that."
(8:11:07 PM) Midboss: I don't know how to finish this sentence
(8:11:26 PM) Hugo_: Yeah
(8:11:29 PM) Midboss: It was kind of meant in the opposite sense?
(8:11:34 PM) Hugo_: It didn't...
(8:11:36 PM) Midboss: Like "how the hell did it take you guys so long"
(8:11:37 PM) Hugo_: sound that way
(8:11:39 PM) Carcer: hugo do you still want to get athletics practice dancing around while a bunch of ladies shoot at you
(8:11:40 PM) Midboss: I know
(8:11:45 PM) Hugo_: Yes
(8:11:50 PM) Midboss: I saw what was written and was happy with it OOC
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Re: IRC Quotes

Post  Hugo on Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:50 am

12:47:15 AM) Fenris_: does anyone here want to do a thread?
(12:47:23 AM) Hugo_: Well
(12:47:29 AM) Hugo_: someone needs to start a shooting at hugo thread
(12:47:30 AM) Hugo_: ..Rich
(12:47:41 AM) Silvia_: I have too many already, plus an overdue Tansai/Carcer/Hugo thread
(12:47:51 AM) HanJi: I could shoot hugo
(12:47:56 AM) Carcer: okay well
(12:47:57 AM) HanJi: why am i shooting hugo?
(12:48:01 AM) Hugo_: And you could reply to Testing, Fenris
(12:48:02 AM) Carcer: you're not
(12:48:11 AM) HanJi: okay
(12:48:11 AM) Carcer: I, on the other hand
(12:48:18 AM) Carcer: am going to school Tansai and Silvia
(12:48:27 AM) Silvia_: in the fine art of shooting at Hugo
(12:48:29 AM) Hugo_: In the finer arts of shooting Hugo
(12:48:31 AM) Carcer: in the fine art of shooting tactical weapons at large black men, in fine American tradition
(12:48:34 AM) ***Hugo_ highfives Silvia
(12:48:42 AM) ***Silvia_ highfives back
(12:48:43 AM) Hugo_: ;_____________________________________________________________________; rich
(12:49:20 AM) Carcer: man, I broke the combo.
(12:49:21 AM) Carcer: Sorry.
(12:49:25 AM) Hugo_: ;-;
(12:49:30 AM) Fenris_: surely that is a british tradition?
(12:49:40 AM) Hugo_: White people tradition
(12:49:46 AM) Fenris_: yeah
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Re: IRC Quotes

Post  Hugo on Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:56 pm

(11:54:52 PM) Midboss: who would play a close combatant with agility 3
(11:54:59 PM) Hugo_: YOUR MOM
(11:55:00 PM) Fenris_: i was kind of thinking along those lines
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Re: IRC Quotes

Post  Hugo on Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:34 pm


(10:22:52 PM) Midboss: is it wrong that I kind of want to play Sherlock Holmes In The 22nd Century as an Oracle cahracter
(10:23:32 PM) Fenris_: i can definitely see some rich guy modelling their life after sherlock holmes
(10:24:12 PM) Hugo_: I genned that character
(10:24:19 PM) Hugo_: Two different ones with observation as a profession
(10:24:26 PM) Midboss: no Fenris_, I mean the same setup as the forgettable 90s cartoon Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century
(10:24:32 PM) Midboss: where he is brought back
(10:24:42 PM) Midboss: and rejuvenated with future science
(10:24:47 PM) Midboss: and given a robo-watson
(10:25:04 PM) Fenris_: ok
(10:25:11 PM) Hugo_: OH MY GOD
(10:25:17 PM) Hugo_: I SAW AN EPISODE OF THAT
(10:25:17 PM) Fenris_: i can also see some rich guy doing that
(10:25:19 PM) Hugo_: IT WAS TERRIBLE
(10:25:41 PM) Midboss: I can't remember anything about it beyond the concept and themesong, I'm sure it was terrible
(10:27:20 PM) Silviaway is now known as Silvia_
(10:28:05 PM) Hugo_: It was
(10:28:13 PM) Hugo_: I watched it while drunk at Carter's
(10:28:20 PM) Hugo_: and it was so bad that it wasn't even good?
(10:28:40 PM) Hugo_: But me and my facebook wife Xtine wanted to watch it because we couldn't believe how bad it was
(10:28:57 PM) Silvia_: I think I remember hearing about the robo-Watson...
(10:29:37 PM) Hugo_: So bad I found it unbelievable
(10:29:41 PM) Hugo_: And thus, enjoyable
(10:29:43 PM) Hugo_: imagine that
(10:29:50 PM) Midboss: TRINA LIKES BAD THING
(10:29:56 PM) ***Midboss goes to press
(10:30:06 PM) Hugo_: No, I mean, this thing was beyod trina bad
(10:30:13 PM) ***Hugo_ lovingly, romantically smothers Ben with a pillow
(10:30:37 PM) Midboss: =\
(10:30:41 PM) Hugo_: Also, i can't help but get Usher's Confessions in my head every time I see the fenrisilvia thread
(10:30:53 PM) Midboss: maybe I should try to be less annoying to reduce fictional assaults on me
(10:30:57 PM) ***Hugo_ takes the pillow away, lets Ben breathe
(10:31:09 PM) Hugo_: I like that you're terrible?
(10:31:12 PM) Hugo_: I also jsut like abusing you
(10:31:13 PM) Hugo_: Which
(10:31:16 PM) Hugo_: makes me a bad person
(10:31:21 PM) Hugo_: but I feel comfortable with that
(10:31:47 PM) Midboss: "Trina Luciano, you stand accused of mass war crimes. What do you have to say for yourself?" "I feel comfortable with that"
(10:32:36 PM) Hugo_: Lovingly smothering you isn't a war crime
(10:32:41 PM) Midboss: yet
(10:32:41 PM) Hugo_: But.. we could make it one.
(10:32:43 PM) Hugo_: Together.
(10:32:50 PM) Midboss: let's... not
(10:32:53 PM) Silvia_: it may be a service to the public, though
(10:32:54 PM) Hugo_: And that was when I said the creepiest, nonsensical things.
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Post  Hugo on Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:55 pm

(9:48:21 PM) Hugo_: Hey
(9:48:22 PM) Hugo_: hey
(9:48:32 PM) Carcer: Hey.
(9:48:35 PM) Midboss: what is it, navi
(9:48:36 PM) Hugo_: did you hear about our trip to high tech low life
(9:48:45 PM) Carcer: apparently we rocked out and nobody killed us
(9:48:56 PM) Carcer: I guess Stephen is okay with this music
(9:49:00 PM) Hugo_: I know how cool is that
(9:49:04 PM) Hugo_: I didn't die
(9:49:23 PM) Hugo_: maybe stephen hated it and Hugo and he just drank untile verything was awesome?
(9:49:26 PM) Midboss: ?
(9:49:37 PM) Carcer: could've done with more horses, but I guess it was okay songs.
(9:49:44 PM) Hugo_: I failed my "Don't piss off the cultists" roll by 4, Ben
(9:50:06 PM) Carcer: ah
(9:50:11 PM) Carcer: I think I understand now
(9:50:17 PM) Carcer: you never told me we were worried about the Cult
(9:50:27 PM) Carcer: just "hey let's try not to die"
(9:50:30 PM) Hugo_: Yeah
(9:50:31 PM) Hugo_: Oh
(9:50:32 PM) Hugo_: yeah
(9:50:33 PM) Hugo_: no
(9:50:33 PM) Carcer: I thought they just moshed REALLY HARD
(9:50:38 PM) Hugo_: No no
(9:50:48 PM) Carcer: it's why I got the dermal aggressors
(9:50:51 PM) Hugo_: It's frequented by cultists, cyberpunks, underground transhumanists, the bit
(9:50:59 PM) Hugo_: You know, those guys
(9:51:01 PM) Hugo_: so we almost died
(9:51:02 PM) Carcer: okay
(9:51:13 PM) Hugo_: but we TOTALLY DIDN'T because Stephen is so cool
(9:51:13 PM) Carcer: I guess we're gettin' down with those guys
(9:51:25 PM) Carcer: in fairness Hugo and Stephen are pretty imposing guys
(9:51:31 PM) Hugo_: If we rolled better we would have made a cult friend or something
(9:51:41 PM) Hugo_: Full of imposing, sexy sexy high quality cyebrnetics
(9:51:47 PM) Carcer: yes
(9:51:53 PM) Carcer: which makes us high-value targets
(9:51:57 PM) Carcer: but also very, very hard targets
(9:52:00 PM) Carcer: I mean
(9:52:11 PM) Carcer: I have a Federation-standard plasma machine gun in my arm.
(9:53:18 PM) Midboss: COMING THIS SUMMER
(9:53:33 PM) Midboss: HUGO ZUMISIMO AND STEPHEN LINCOLN ARE...
(9:53:34 PM) Midboss: HARD
(9:53:36 PM) Midboss: TARGETS
(9:53:47 PM) Carcer: what are we, Stephen Seagal
(9:53:55 PM) Carcer: HUGO ZUMISIMO AND STEPHEN LINCOLN ARE
(9:53:57 PM) Carcer: UNDER SIEGE
(9:54:22 PM) Carcer: OUT FOR A KILL
(9:54:24 PM) Hugo_: HUGO ZUMISIMO AND STEPHEN LINCOLN ARE
(9:54:24 PM) Hugo_: STRANGE FEDFELLOWS
(9:54:25 PM) Carcer: OUT OF REACH
(9:54:32 PM) Carcer: hahahahahahah
(9:54:41 PM) Hugo_: oh my god it hurts to laugh
(9:54:42 PM) ***Midboss applauds IRL
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Re: IRC Quotes

Post  Dani Potenza on Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:38 pm

<@Midboss> https://twitter.com/fullbright/status/380357807851073536/photo/1/large
<@Midboss> Sounds trustworthy
<@Hugo_> It's teh UIG tanger
<@Hugo_> ..ranger
<@Midboss> ...wow
<@Midboss> I never even thought of that
<@Hugo_> The idea of him with his bolt thrower
<@Hugo_> in his UIG batman armor
<@Hugo_> altering a wedding gown
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Re: IRC Quotes

Post  Hugo on Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:05 am

(10:54:23 PM) Hugo_: Dani
(10:54:30 PM) Hugo_: Make out with Hugo
(10:54:39 PM) Hugo_: You can hold Una while we do
(10:54:46 PM) Hugo_: and all three of us will love it
(10:55:40 PM) Silvia_: and then Silvia may potentially kill Dani
(10:55:51 PM) Midboss: ahaha
(10:56:00 PM) Midboss: I laugh because it is true
(10:56:18 PM) Hugo_: Man
(10:56:21 PM) Hugo_: Hugo would be so upset
(10:56:27 PM) Hugo_: "WHAT, ARE YOU GONA KILL CORALINE TOO?"
(10:56:28 PM) Hugo_: And then
(10:56:30 PM) Hugo_: Siliva
(10:56:38 PM) Hugo_: screamed, CORALINE?!?!!
(10:56:41 PM) Hugo_: And then Killed Hugo
(10:56:48 PM) Midboss: RIP Hugo
(10:56:54 PM) Hugo_: End of Season 3
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Re: IRC Quotes

Post  Hugo on Sun Sep 22, 2013 1:57 pm


(1:22:36 PM) Coraline: everyone should know
(1:22:46 PM) Coraline: that when someone asks you questions for insight about your character
(1:22:49 PM) Coraline: and then leaves
(1:22:51 PM) Coraline: I hate that
(1:23:11 PM) Midboss: what's coraline's opinion on that?
(1:23:14 PM) Midboss left the room (Bye).
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Post  Hugo on Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:13 am

(12:06:35 AM) Hugo_: http://www.businessinsider.com/small-island-emerges-after-huge-pakistan-earthquake-2013-9
(12:07:11 AM) Midboss: Huh
(12:09:15 AM) Fenris_: and when i got to the bottom i saw a link to this article http://www.businessinsider.com/oracle-sued-over-unpaid-33540-strip-club-bill-2013-9
(12:09:42 AM) Midboss: aaaaaaaace
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Re: IRC Quotes

Post  Hugo on Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:26 pm

(10:23:52 PM) Venez [Venez@1B0F49F1.6F54E756.53492056.IP] entered the room.
(10:24:13 PM) Venez: say Hi
(10:24:20 PM) Hugo_: say Helllooooooo
(10:24:38 PM) Hugo_: Who are you?
(10:24:41 PM) Silvia_: ...hello
(10:24:43 PM) Venez: Everybady know oracle?
(10:24:50 PM) Venez: Database Oracle
(10:24:57 PM) Hugo_: Oh, not even slightly.
(10:25:03 PM) Hugo_: We're a roleplaying group.
(10:25:12 PM) Venez: Oh, sorry
(10:25:16 PM) Hugo_: it's cool.
(10:25:23 PM) Silvia_: no problem
(10:25:38 PM) Venez: I'm loking for a Oracle Instaler
(10:25:48 PM) Venez: by
(10:25:51 PM) Hugo_: Bye
(10:25:59 PM) Venez left the room.
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Post  Hugo on Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:27 pm

(4:23:26 PM) Midboss: +1
(4:24:00 PM) Hugo_: Ben
(4:24:03 PM) Hugo_: I am not logged in
(4:24:06 PM) Hugo_: So I get this at the bottom
(4:24:07 PM) Hugo_:  Similar topics» Fancy being a Companion?
(4:24:07 PM) Hugo_: » LP for the week, player of the week 
(4:24:07 PM) Hugo_: » Fucking photo
(4:24:07 PM) Hugo_: » Lolita Fucking
(4:24:07 PM) Hugo_: » 10 year old fucking
(4:24:21 PM) Midboss: o____________________________
(4:24:24 PM) Midboss: ______________________________________________________________-
(4:24:32 PM) Midboss: _________________________________________________________________________________o
(4:24:38 PM) Midboss: burn forumotion to the ground
(4:24:39 PM) Midboss: all of it
(4:25:10 PM) Midboss: +minor edit


(4:26:01 PM) Matt: Well now we really need to get a back up made
(4:26:07 PM) Matt: for when the fucking police shut it down
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Post  Hugo on Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:12 pm


(1:05:15 PM) Hugo_: http://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/frankfurt-motor-show/lamborghini-egoista-new-pictures?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=article&utm_campaign=17
(1:05:18 PM) Hugo_: corporation.car
(1:06:01 PM) Midboss: how long has Megatron been a car http://tfwiki.net/wiki/File:Animated_megatron_leader.jpg
(1:06:11 PM) Midboss: I mean, that thing looks great
(1:06:18 PM) Midboss: but... it's also an evil robot
(1:07:32 PM) Hugo_: Yes it does.
(1:07:55 PM) Hugo_: Also fuck the Hugia shippers
(1:07:58 PM) Hugo_: Shugo is best pairing
(1:08:14 PM) Hugo_: (1:08:02 PM) Matt: A car looking like an evil robot makes it at least 20% cooler
(1:09:56 PM) Midboss: I am trying to come up with some sort of witty comment about Shugo, but can't
(1:10:09 PM) Midboss: It just... is
(1:10:32 PM) Hugo_: it's so romantic
(1:10:38 PM) Hugo_: There's no drama
(1:10:45 PM) Hugo_: just a bunch of really happy shippers.
(1:10:50 PM) Hugo_: Slashing away
(1:11:28 PM) Midboss: Slashing like it's rate 3
(1:11:45 PM) Hugo_: A+
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Re: IRC Quotes

Post  Hugo on Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:58 pm

(3:48:02 PM) Midboss: D= http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2013/10/09/dinosaur-erotica/
(3:49:11 PM) Hugo_: I have
(3:49:13 PM) Hugo_: so many questions
(3:49:17 PM) Fenris_: she has sex with a "real" dinosaur
(3:49:26 PM) Hugo_ has changed the topic to: (3:49:17 PM) Fenris_: she has sex with a "real" dinosaur
(3:49:58 PM) Midboss: well, vampires and dangerous predators and Twilight is a thing
(3:50:01 PM) Midboss: therefore
(3:50:06 PM) Midboss: fuck a raptor
(3:50:19 PM) Fenris_: but vampires look human
(3:50:25 PM) Hugo_: Also, the deep throat spray?
(3:50:39 PM) Hugo_: I know someone who used it and it wasn't very effective. it's like sucrets or something.
(3:51:26 PM) Midboss: why did you have to say "it wasn't very effective", I am trying not to thing about Pokemon every 5 seconds to make the next 8 hours drag less
(3:51:40 PM) Carcer: "The battle is a vicious one, and after a daring maneuver to save a fellow soldier, she finds herself trapped by the pack leader, a powerful male. The creature captures the Protectress and takes her to his cave. Will this raptor make the Protectress his next meal? Or does the beast have different plans for the beautiful warrioress?"
(3:51:42 PM) Carcer: holy shit
(3:52:16 PM) Carcer: do you understand how many of these she has written
(3:52:25 PM) Midboss: oh god
(3:52:26 PM) Fenris_: too many?
(3:52:36 PM) Midboss: that "Customers Who Bought This Item ALso Bought" bar
(3:52:39 PM) Carcer: she has written more than a hundred books
(3:52:42 PM) Carcer: http://www.amazon.com/Christie-Sims/e/B00CMBW1PC/ref=pd_sim_kstore_bl_4
(3:52:55 PM) Carcer: almost all if not all of them are monster sex stories
(3:53:11 PM) Midboss: "As she hunts the giant predator, a very special T-Rex is hunting her- this T-Rex has psychic powers and a desire for human flesh. Naked and alone, Layla bargains with the beast: her body for her life."
(3:54:24 PM) Fenris_: these sound kind of rapy to me
(3:54:30 PM) Midboss: http://www.amazon.com/gp/forum/cd/discussion.html/ref=ntt_mus_ep_cd_tft_tp?ie=UTF8&cdForum=Fx2RSP812YVW5UD&cdThread=Tx14SXRLS65VJ55
(3:54:37 PM) Carcer: "kind of"
(3:54:53 PM) Carcer: the setups for basically all of these look extraordinarily rapey
(3:55:31 PM) Midboss: Hey, at least one claims to be "(A Dragon Romantic Erotica)"
(3:55:41 PM) Carcer: of course they're all going to be "but actually she realises that she wanted the dinodong all along" because the writers clearly want the dinodong themselves
(3:55:42 PM) Midboss: and has the best goddamn cover http://www.amazon.com/Dragon-Rescue-Romantic-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00FLVB9Z8/ref=la_B00CMBW1PC_1_48?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1381503251&sr=1-48
(3:55:52 PM) Hugo_: Dragons = Romantic, Dinosaurs = Rapey?
(3:56:08 PM) Hugo_: OH MY GOODNESS
(3:56:10 PM) Carcer: "Warning: This book contains Dragon Sex, Breeding Sex, and Beast Sex. It is known to cause wetness in women and stiffness in men. Read at your own risk!"
(3:56:13 PM) Hugo_: THAT IS AN EPIC USE OF PHOTOSHOP
(3:56:32 PM) Carcer: meanwhile, on Deviantart
(3:56:44 PM) Carcer: "of course you can use my stock photo for your kindle book cover!"
(3:56:48 PM) Carcer: "Wait, you did WHAT with it"
(3:57:00 PM) Midboss: "hey, I *did* say it was a Kindle book"
(3:57:18 PM) Carcer: ahahahahahah
(3:57:20 PM) Carcer: that one
(3:57:22 PM) Carcer: has a sequel
(3:57:22 PM) Carcer: http://www.amazon.com/Dragon-Rescue-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00FLVBQAG/ref=pd_sim_sbs_b_3
(3:57:40 PM) Midboss: "The beautiful young Tanya has just found out first hand that her boyfriend has cheated on her. Even though she has a picturesque body and a heart of gold, she questions her self worth as a lover and girlfriend. Just when she thought things couldn't get better, she has a sexual encounter with a visitor from beyond who restores her happiness. Words: 3000"
(3:58:23 PM) Midboss: she has a picturesque body
(3:58:33 PM) Carcer: flat and wide
(3:59:28 PM) Midboss: "Now Brigid, the young and beautiful princess, is being led to the arena where her mother-in-law plans to make an example of her. Will she die to the monstrosity that she is about to face? Or will the fates smile on her in an unexpected way?"
(3:59:55 PM) Midboss: Given that the title is "Ravaged by the Hydra", I don't think that the fates are smiling on anyone
(3:59:58 PM) Midboss: especially us
(4:03:16 PM) ***Hugo_ is giggling insanely
(4:03:33 PM) Midboss: pfffft
(4:03:37 PM) Midboss: a vampire story
(4:03:43 PM) Midboss: ttitled "Playing the V Card"
(4:04:54 PM) Hugo_: ...
(4:04:57 PM) ***Hugo_ laughcries.



(4:55:56 PM) Coraline: so
(4:56:03 PM) Coraline: I hate to be the one to ask
(4:56:13 PM) Coraline: but its just such an elephant in the room
(4:56:19 PM) Coraline: the fuck is with the topic?
(4:56:31 PM) Midboss: http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2013/10/09/dinosaur-erotica/
(4:56:48 PM) Midboss: more a raptor in the room
(4:57:46 PM) Coraline: ...
(4:57:49 PM) Coraline: is it
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Post  Hugo on Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:13 pm


(9:59:11 PM) Hugo_: Matt has said if we spend actions we can all assume we get home via the boat trick again
(9:59:25 PM) Midboss: Yaaaay
(9:59:31 PM) Coraline: (I feel like I should add that to his bio page)
(9:59:34 PM) Silvia_: ah, good to know
(10:00:33 PM) Midboss: So boatmagnets are gonna be the new teleportation, right
(10:00:48 PM) Midboss: The progression of Oracle: Helicopter -> Teleporters -> Magnets
(10:02:10 PM) Coraline: wait, you guys did what with magnets?
(10:02:26 PM) Silvia_: hang onto the underside of a boat
(10:02:46 PM) Coraline: ah
(10:02:49 PM) Coraline: right
(10:02:52 PM) Coraline: of course
(10:03:09 PM) Coraline: we did use vans for a while
(10:03:43 PM) Hugo_: Oh vans
(10:04:02 PM) Hugo_: If you don't mind, Silvia, I am gonna fastforward to us getting home
(10:04:02 PM) Hugo_: So
(10:04:06 PM) Hugo_: No
(10:04:06 PM) Hugo_: wait
(10:04:09 PM) Hugo_: because then baby
(10:04:16 PM) ***Hugo_ pinches the birgde of her nose.
(10:04:44 PM) Silvia_: pick whenever you want - Taiwan, Seoul, somewhere in between...
(10:05:32 PM) Hugo_: MEANWHILE
(10:05:34 PM) Hugo_: IN THE OCEAN
(10:05:45 PM) Hugo_: Well
(10:05:50 PM) Hugo_: we don't have enough magnets for Silvia
(10:05:52 PM) Hugo_: she can jsut
(10:05:56 PM) Hugo_: hang on to hugo
(10:06:09 PM) Coraline: heh
(10:06:11 PM) Hugo_: Hugo can hold her between his body and the boat
(10:06:13 PM) Hugo_: it's fine
(10:06:23 PM) Silvia_: yeah, that should be okay
(10:06:28 PM) Hugo_: ten hours of really wet, high pressure cuddling
(10:06:48 PM) Midboss: now only 1500 credits
(10:07:17 PM) Hugo_: Ehehehehe
(10:07:23 PM) Hugo_: I don't know if you have ever beend ragged behind a boat
(10:07:31 PM) Hugo_: but it kind if feels like being punched if it's going fast
(10:07:37 PM) Hugo_: and it's slow it's kind of nice, like a massage
(10:07:45 PM) Hugo_: but anything over 10 miles an hour...
(10:07:47 PM) Hugo_: so
(10:07:52 PM) Hugo_: good thing they can't feel pain
(10:07:55 PM) Coraline: yes
(10:07:58 PM) Midboss: fuck yeah agenthood
(10:08:03 PM) Coraline: I mean it makes sense
(10:08:10 PM) Coraline: but do you know this specifically, or?
(10:08:25 PM) Hugo_: Yeah
(10:08:35 PM) Hugo_: My uncle has a house on a lake and we did all kinds of things
(10:08:45 PM) Hugo_: Water ski, tubing, jsut like, hang off the boat sometimes
(10:08:49 PM) Hugo_: There is drinking
(10:08:52 PM) Hugo_: Shit is great.
(10:08:58 PM) ***Coraline nods
(10:09:59 PM) Hugo_: WELP
(10:10:04 PM) Hugo_: BOAT CONVERSATIONS
(10:10:31 PM) Midboss: so this is a thread full of shipping
(10:10:45 PM) Silvia_: *groan*
(10:10:53 PM) Coraline: ><
(10:11:50 PM) ***Hugo_ looks sadly at ben.
(10:11:52 PM) Hugo_: I..
(10:11:53 PM) Hugo_: I'm sorry.
(10:11:56 PM) ***Hugo_ stabs Ben.
(10:12:10 PM) Coraline: the truest display of affection
(10:12:12 PM) Midboss: remember me...
(10:12:12 PM) Midboss: for
(10:12:13 PM) Midboss: my
(10:12:15 PM) ***Hugo_ holds him as she twists the knife.
(10:12:19 PM) Midboss left the room.
(10:12:27 PM) Coraline: hahahahah
(10:12:31 PM) Coraline: spectacular
(10:12:37 PM) ***Hugo_ cackle.s
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Re: IRC Quotes

Post  Hugo on Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:07 pm

(9:59:37 PM) Fenris_: Hi#
(9:59:38 PM) Silvia_: evening
(9:59:53 PM) Midboss: Hello <title> <name>
(10:00:15 PM) Midboss: I'm afraid that due to budget cutbacks, I'm going to have to replace you all with cheaper alternatives
(10:00:34 PM) Fenris_: for some reason i expected more to have happened on the forum
(10:00:39 PM) Silvia_: oh? what kind of cheaper alternatives?
(10:00:42 PM) Fenris_: im fine with that
(10:00:43 PM) Midboss: Smudge, this is the broom that will be taking your place
(10:01:04 PM) Fenris_: i bet it isn't as tactile as my hair
(10:01:12 PM) Fenris_: so you're loosing out really
(10:01:18 PM) Midboss: tought times call for tought measures
(10:01:41 PM) Hugo_: I just got home a few hours ago
(10:01:44 PM) Midboss: Chris, I'm sorry to say that now I've found someone who will paint a beard on a suitably evil-looking action figure, we don't need you here at the office
(10:02:02 PM) Midboss: I was waiting on a post from Silvia in my one ongoing thread
(10:02:03 PM) ***Hugo_ laughs at that.
(10:02:04 PM) Silvia_: I...guess that's fair enough
(10:02:07 PM) Fenris_: you're at an office?
(10:02:15 PM) Hugo_: And me ben?
(10:02:19 PM) Silvia_: (I'm posting =P)
(10:02:34 PM) Midboss: Well, we didn't interview 100 people
(10:02:35 PM) Midboss: and of those 100
(10:02:52 PM) Hugo_: Smudge, we're at the office
(10:03:01 PM) Midboss: none told us they could tell the difference between you and a bean bag with a wig
(10:03:06 PM) Midboss: which I think is frankly rude of them
(10:03:08 PM) Midboss: but here we are
(10:03:21 PM) Midboss: If I could keep you all on, I would
(10:03:43 PM) Midboss: But these are tought economic times
(10:03:50 PM) Silvia_: indeed they are
(10:03:52 PM) Midboss: and when the going gets rought, the rought get going
(10:03:59 PM) Midboss: and you all look pretty rought to me
(10:03:59 PM) Fenris_: well I'll set up my own firm, with blackjack and hookers
(10:04:03 PM) Silvia_: speaking of which...about our severance package...?
(10:04:14 PM) Hugo_: I'll manage the hookers at Smudge's firm.
(10:04:17 PM) Fenris_: it'll be the blackjack and hookers factory
(10:04:18 PM) Midboss: He got cut too, I think he's waiting for the bus outside
(10:04:35 PM) Silvia_: damn, I'll have to go mug him myself
(10:04:53 PM) Hugo_: Hey, we have a spot open in our firm, Chris.
(10:05:01 PM) Fenris_: chris
(10:05:03 PM) Hugo_: You do most of your work lying down, flexible pay and hours..
(10:05:08 PM) Fenris_: can you make blackjack?
(10:05:22 PM) Silvia_: hmmm....I might be able to manage the blackjack....
(10:05:34 PM) Fenris_: we are a factory people
(10:05:37 PM) Hugo_: ..Damnit smudge, where am I going to find another tiny bearded sex worker.
(10:05:49 PM) Silvia_: on the internet like all your other ones
(10:05:51 PM) Fenris_: we need to make the products, not just manage them
(10:05:55 PM) Hugo_: HEY
(10:05:55 PM) Midboss: just wander around hte internet
(10:05:57 PM) Hugo_: I RESENT THAT
(10:06:06 PM) Hugo_: My tiny bearded whores exist in the meat world.
(10:06:06 PM) Midboss: until you see an ad that says "Tiny bearded sex workers in your area want to talk"
(10:06:14 PM) Hugo_: Strangely specific fetish...
(10:06:19 PM) Hugo_: ehehehehe
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(11:06:47 PM) Hugo_: "SORRY FOR SAYING I LOVE YOU. I DIDN'T MEAN TO."
(11:07:17 PM) Midboss: and other love songs, an album by Silvia Tsukuda
(11:07:37 PM) Silvia_: that would be the most awkward album on the face of the planet...
(11:07:39 PM) Hugo_: "YOU CAN KEEP THE RED DRESS."
(11:07:50 PM) Hugo_: "I FORGOT OUR NIGHT"
(11:08:02 PM) Hugo_: "BITCHES LOVE BROTHERS"
(11:08:26 PM) Hugo_: "FUCK CORALINE (NO WAIT, DON'T)"
(11:08:36 PM) Hugo_: "JEALOUS OF YOUR GUN"
(11:08:53 PM) Hugo_: "SHOWER BONING"
(11:09:33 PM) Hugo_: And everyone's favorite, "I CHANGED MY FACE I AM HOT NOW ft. Shinobu"
(11:09:44 PM) Silvia_: she gets on well with Coraline now...
(11:09:56 PM) Midboss: for now
(11:09:58 PM) Silvia_: and there were perfectly legitimate reasons for the face-changing =P
(11:09:59 PM) Hugo_: I'm sure that'll change
(11:10:09 PM) Hugo_: That is what the song will address
(11:10:42 PM) Midboss: it's a protest song
(11:10:51 PM) Midboss: protesting the idea that you just did it to look younger and pretty
(11:11:24 PM) Silvia_: ah, right
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