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Post  Hugo on Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:23 pm

RE: The week 65 Mission

ME: Man, everyone is technically gonna be on this mission. If we fail it'll be a total party kill.
MATT: Ha ha, yeah, everyone thinks it's the end of the season or maybe a two parter... NOPE. YOU'RE CANCELLED BITCHES.
ME: ... D:
MATT: No, I couldn't do that. Then I would be worse than FOX.
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Post  Hugo on Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:25 pm

MATT: Haha, oh Shap. I hope that if I have to kill you all, you at least get to ride the station down to earth, surfing like a badass.
ME: ..Don't kill us all?
MATT: I AM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO.
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Post  Hugo on Sat Jun 22, 2013 11:02 pm

Re: http://oracle.forumotion.co.uk/t1639-maps-of-the-house#14450

MATT: .....Wow, you now live in one of the most heavily fortified places in Seoul.. Including... the Interchange.
ME: And Oracle HQ, and SWA...
MATT: Psh, no one knows how well Oracle HQ is defended. No one knows.
ME: But, those fire slugs..
MATT: *shakes his head* No no, no... no.. *begins whispering* Oracle is really a cyberlin, buried in the ground. Shit get real and whoorororormmmm~, it walks off.
ME: ...Really? Because that would be.. ..amazing.
MATT: No, but it's how CEO Lee wants to deal with problems.
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Post  Hugo on Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:58 pm

On a date:

ME: Good thing we got that guy in psi-cuffs, huh?
MATT: Good thing? Ahahaha, AHAHAHAHA. You guys are lucky you ended up in Jersusalem, the ONLY place that that could deal with him. Anywhere else in the world and I would be HOME now, writing up a news post about what happened to him when you got to earth. It that would come first, more important than a falling station, because of the massive destruction.
CHRIS: Why is that guy so dangerous?
ME: My theory is that the Ai Jinn locked him up, but he spent all his time honing his psychic powers--
MATT: And hate. Honing his hate.
ME: Right, and his hate, and then he was dangerous so they were like, WE'LL LOCK HIM UP IN THIS LITTLE BOX WITH NO FOOD, HE'LL GET WEAK, LET'S SEND HIM INTO SPACE, but then he worked on his biokinesis, and then they were like HE'S SO DANGEROUS, HE WILL DIE WITHOUT FOOD, RIGHT?? ...And then they left him in a box for years, and he just sat there getting stronger, and stronger, with no help or word or food and...
MATT: And hating, don't forget the hate. So much hate.
ME: ..And hating, and then Hugo opened the door. And let out the pent up power. ..And hate.
CHRIS: But why not just kill him?
MATT: You can't do experiment with dead people, not with psychic stuff.
CHRIS: Ah.
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Post  Hugo on Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:07 pm

MATT: *miming writing with a pen* Deeear James Nordbury. I. Fixed. Your. Fucking. Game. Please. Send... Beer money. Thank. You. ....Send.
ME: You should write that in chat.
MATT: Nah.
ME: You should write that in chat or I'll just add it to the Matt Says thread.
MATT: ...There's a Matt Says thread?
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Post  Hugo on Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:02 pm

ME: But no, he says he can't get people to playtest it. I mean, he says that.
MATT: .................
ME: He can't find people.
MATT: Part of me wants to be like, me, I'll do it if he gives me, you know-- And then I think, no.. No.
ME: Because Cities of Gold?
MATT: He made it, Trina. he made it.
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Post  Hugo on Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:02 pm

MATT: http://thefrogman.me/post/54031626460/video
ME: ...I look at those and think.. Wow, they look like they carry the plague. Because they do.
MATT: Wouldn't it be great if we all ate meals like that? Had a bunch of friends over, and just stood very close in silence and *mimes chewing*.
ME: ...
MATT: Maybe I need more cuddles.
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Post  Hugo on Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:10 pm

MATT, working on a canon Corp timeline: Okay you cunts, when did you make Vastaag. ..ugh, it's probably gonna be in Cities of Goooold, uuuugh.
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Post  Hugo on Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:53 pm

ME: Soo... Sometimes I feel like Hugo is a bad nuke because he has feelings for Silvia.
MATT: *gives me such a look*
ME: I worry, can a nuke really be a nuke if they love something other than their gun?
MATT: *continues blankly, patronizingly staring*
ME: And then I think, can you be a nuke if you cheat on your gun with a girl?
MATT: ....
ME: But then I realize that even asking that question means that Hugo is and always will be a nuke.
MATT: THERE you go.
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Post  Hugo on Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:33 pm

MATT: Oh my GOD, the level of FAILURE surrounding Coraline's Fashion Show is OFF THE CHARTS. It's a failure on almost every level. It's AMAZING. At this rate the audiences will be critically failing. "HOOOO HOOO NOOO, I SEE DRAGONS, TOO MANY HARD DRUGS."
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Post  Hugo on Sun Jul 21, 2013 1:15 am

ME: Coraline and Hugo are kissing.
MATT: No wonder he left the WF.
ME: Yeah, he's is a big slut. But you know that.
MATT: We knew that Trina, because you're playing him.
ME: *tries to come up with an example* *opens mouth* *looks confused* *frowns* *closes mouth* I was gonna say, you know, Marge wasn't a slut, but...
MATT: She kind of was?
ME: And I was gonna say Sosie wasn't a slut, but...
MATT: She kind of was?
ME: Well, kind of. As much as she could with her.. stuff.
MATT: It's the corporate future. Everyone's kind of a slut. It's the best.
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Post  Hugo on Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:52 pm

ME: If you want to read some really dumb amazing drama, you should read this thread.
MATT: What.. is it? *click it, huge disappointed sigh* Ooooh, Hugo and SILVIA, uuugh. Oh my god, and you write so much, uuugh, READING.
ME: You can just read like, the last three posts.
MATT: Wow.. Silvia is like so Japanese with this monogamy bullshit. But then, I guess Hugo is a very strange WF solider. ...........OH MY GOD THIS IS HIGH SCHOOL, and these are the people we trust with law enforcement licenses and the best in equipment and cybernetics and oooh my gooooddddddd.
ME & CHRIS: Yes, high school.
MATT: Uuugh... And now I am gonna farm.
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Post  Hugo on Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:35 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNZPRsrwumQ

(4:32:43 PM) Matt: http://oracle.forumotion.co.uk/t2078-misc-robots#16863
(4:33:29 PM) Trina: I HATE IT
(4:33:40 PM) Matt: BUT ALL IT WANTS TO DO IS SERVE AND PROTECT YOU
(4:33:44 PM) Trina: WELP
(4:33:45 PM) Matt: IT IS LOVABLE
(4:33:47 PM) Trina: I STILL HATE IT
(4:33:55 PM) Matt: I WILL HAVE TO GIVE IT A TAIL OR SOMETHING TO WAG
(4:34:01 PM) Trina: nuuuuu
(4:34:11 PM) Matt: wags an antenna*
(4:34:32 PM) Trina: nuuu you are still terrible
(4:34:39 PM) Matt: ;_;
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Post  Hugo on Mon Oct 21, 2013 8:26 pm

ME: What, you jsut could leave the crazy sentient AI over the mantlepiece without firing it?
MATT: The crazy sentient AI was fired 20 minutes ago.
ME: She was dead when we were there?
MATT: YOU DIDN'T CHECK. YOU DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE HOUSE.
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