IRC Quotes

Ida: I wish we were having a conversation because I am overcome by a childish compulsion to annoy someone by repeating everything they say
Positron: I wish we were having a conversation because I am overcome by a childish compulsion to annoy someone by repeating everything they say
Pinkie: I wish we were having a conversation because I am overcome by a childish compulsion to annoy someone by repeating everything they say
Sosie: ...
Ida: ...
Sosie: I love each and every one of you.
Pinkie: ...
Ida: ...
Pinkie: I love each and every one of you. (also)
Ida: I love each and every one of you. (also)

You missed the amazing tchnicolour effect of that conversation

21:09 Sosie Ace is gonna be a Small starter
21:09 Ida that's good cause for revenge
21:09 HanJi Ah, good point
21:09 Ida Don't worry, this will probably not be the final part of the revenge
21:09 Sosie if he ever responds to the bath thread
21:09 HanJi no, probably not
21:09 Sosie then we can let him in
21:09 Frace what's actualy going on? If \i'm alowed to kow
21:10 Ida what's going on is you need to do things in the bath
21:10 Frace oh yeah, that
21:10 Frace k
21:10 Ida and then things can happen and you can know and all will be well
21:10 Frace I thaught it was Pinkies turn
21:10 Sosie Thank you Jamin
21:11 Ida It's both your turns because nobody's posted for as long as they have so any post is good post
21:11 Frace k
21:11 Frace tell me what to say
21:11 Sosie Respond to Sosie
21:11 HanJi Just post what ACE would say
21:11 Sosie Oh Pinkine, your thigh touching me is so smooth
21:11 HanJi ...dunno why i capitalised ace like that
21:12 Ida is Pinkine the chemical Pinkie's made from
21:12 Sosie YES
21:16 HanJi react pinkie with water and you get hydrogen pinkide
21:18 Sosie And invisible solid that reacts strongly to blood
21:19 HanJi yeah, that
21:19 HanJi binds strongly with wolfide
21:20 Sosie And Sosium.

I leave you guys alone for one day and you have the best conversation.

22:39 Sosie You're a monster.
22:39 Sosie Chrismonster
22:41 Pinkie I kinda like that too
22:42 Sosie but not Pinktopher
22:43 Pinkie nah thats not so good
22:43 Sosie I like pinktopher
22:44 Ida you like a lot of things
22:44 Sosie I do!
22:44 Sosie I like you Jamin
22:44 Sosie I like you very much
22:45 Ida <insert smug comment about how OF COURSE you'd like me because I'm so great>
22:45 Sosie Good Jamin
22:45 Sosie None of this, "I'm ugly don't say I'm cute" bullshit.
22:46 Pinkie ......
22:46 Positron yeah han
22:47 Sosie nods.
22:47 HanJi Hey, I have my identity, i stick to it
22:47 Ida Your identity: "ABLOO BLOO BLOO"
22:47 Ida =P
22:47 Positron your identity sucks
22:47 Positron I regret stealing it
22:47 Pinkie .........
22:48 Pinkie will James ever get a day where he is not mocked
22:48 Sosie No
22:48 Ida when people see the things you bought with his credit card they'll think "oh, that's a nice change"
22:48 Positron a day without mocking is a day without sunshine
22:48 Ida so today
22:49 Positron metaphoricly
22:49 HanJi [sigh]
22:49 HanJi it's a good job i'm lazy, or i would straight up murder you all
22:49 Sosie :3
22:49 HanJi you know, with love
22:49 Sosie Look
22:49 Sosie if someone compliments your
22:49 Sosie you
22:49 Sosie just
22:49 Sosie agree to it
22:49 Sosie unless you're dating in which case go
22:49 Positron never
22:49 Ida you do realise Trina would just say "look how cute he is with that chainsaw"
22:49 Sosie YOU'RE BIASED YOU WHORE
22:50 Pinkie ...?
22:50 Sosie RED-ED YOU HAVE A FANTASTIC BUTT I HAVE MENTIONED IT MANY TIMES TO OTHERS
22:50 Sosie If you're dating someone or good friends you should jsut be abusive.
22:50 Pinkie first i have heard of it
22:50 HanJi but sometimes, i find the compliments offensive. I came to terms with my lack of physical attraction long ago, and don't care for false compliments
22:50 Sosie it's romantic
22:50 Pinkie (oh god why did i have to hear that)
22:50 Sosie Oh my god, cry some more.
22:50 Positron I AM AWARE OF THE EXISTANCE OF MY BUTTOCKS
22:51 Pinkie hahahaha
22:51 Sosie ARE YOU AWARE IT IS ALSO SHAPELY
22:51 Pinkie hey james
22:51 Pinkie man
22:51 HanJi ...you know, i'd say "no-one understands me
22:51 Positron WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
22:51 Pinkie you may find you should re assess your situation every so often
22:51 HanJi "but thats pretty much the most emo thing i can think of write now
22:51 Pinkie ... it helps
22:51 Pinkie it really deos
22:52 Pinkie *does
22:52 Sosie YOUR COMMENT ON CAPS LOCK WILL NOT STOP ME FROM REMINDING YOU YOUR BUNS ARE GREAT
22:52 Pinkie It's hard, ITS HARD AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS!
22:52 Positron I AM AN EXCELLENT BAKER
22:52 Sosie Oh my god, I'm a short fat person and weh weh I will die alone since I am so hideous weh weh
22:52 HanJi [is actually cracking up at this point]
22:52 HanJi Hey, who said i was gonna die alone?
22:53 Sosie THAT EXPLAINS THE BUNS YES
22:53 HanJi I attract people with my winning personality
22:53 Pinkie hahahhaah
22:53 Sosie ...Oh James.
22:53 Pinkie HHAHAHAHAHHAHA
22:53 Sosie Just accept the cute compliments.
22:53 Positron hahahahahahah
22:53 Pinkie AHAHAHahhahahahahahHAHAHAHHAHAhaha
22:53 Pinkie theres too much here to laugh at
Ida "i am being called cute and trolled for things i say. therefore i am ugly and have a winning personality"
22:54 Sosie Fine
22:54 Pinkie ^^
22:54 Ida not that i don't like you, but seriously
22:54 Ida learn to take compliments
22:54Sosie We all love you.
22:54 HanJi Gah, I hate you all. Why can't you just let me be pleasantly mopey?
22:55 HanJi and i say the above with love
22:55 Ida Because we want you to be pleasantly pleasant and happy
22:55 Sosie Because it's lame and emo and predictable and childish.,
22:55 Sosie ..And we want you to be happy!
22:55 Ida Because you are our friend and being liked is what friends are for
22:55 HanJi I knew I should have read the fine print...
22:55 HanJi
22:55 Pinkie .... wow guys
22:55 Ida SUPPORT GROUP TIME
22:55 Pinkie thats actually heartwarming

15:41 *** Demeter joined #oracle
15:41 *** Sosie is now known as Deyard
15:41 Demeter Stupid firefox crashing on me.
15:42 Deyard IMPERIAL UNITS UNITE
15:42 Demeter ?
15:42 Deyard gives you a second to soak up the badness of the pun.
15:42 Positron has now finnished the witcher 2
15:42 Demeter Don't get it.
15:42 HanJi ...I'm missing a reference here, aren't I?
15:42 Deyard De Meter. De Yard?
15:43 Demeter Aaaaaaah.
15:43 *** Deyard is now known as SadSosie
15:43 SadSosie Ben would have gotten it.
15:43 Demeter I thought it was a Star Wars thing.
15:43 HanJi [groans]
15:43 Demeter Which I wouldn't have gotten.
15:43 Positron as it turned out stabing the dragon in the heart to save its life was the last thing I had to do
15:43 HanJi That was painful
15:43 Demeter Ben would have made a worse one.
15:43 SadSosie Stab it with what? An Anti-knife?
15:43 Positron no a regular one

AceNizky how old is Han?
12:05 HanJi I don't have to answer that
12:05 HanJi privacy licence, bitches
12:05 Sosie He's 18.
12:05 HanJi Around 18, actually
12:06 HanJi you don't know his precise age
12:06 Sosie What, is he 17? He gets younger every time someone asks.
12:06 Sosie He's close enough to 18 that we treat him like he's 10.
12:06 HanJi He's somewhere in a range of 18-20
12:07 AceNizky aaw
12:07 AceNizky well, at least he isn't an old hag
12:07 Sosie You couldn't handle this old hag
12:07 HanJi Hey, don't rag on old people, they're our only hope of defeating aliens
12:07 AceNizky come on now, that's just puting yourself down
12:08 Sosie Sosie's old enough to be most people's grandmother.
12:08 Sosie It only slightly colors her view of people.
12:09 HanJi lol
12:09 HanJi Whereas Han is young enough to be several party members son...
12:09 Sosie Or grandson.
12:09 AceNizky or grandson
12:10 HanJi as far as I know, you're the only one old enough to be han's grandparent
12:10 Sosie Eh
12:11 AceNizky ok, so girls can have children when they are 13-14. call it 14, puberty is about the same for boys. Call it 14. So when the child is 14 the parent will be 28, that puts the earlies grandfather Han could have at about 46-50
12:12 AceNizky grandparent, rather
12:12 Sosie Which, several people are.
12:12 HanJi hmmm...
12:13 HanJi you wanna know something...han has no idea who his mother is. He was abandoned in kowloon as a very very very very young child
12:13 HanJi ooooooooooooooooooooooh plot twist!
12:13 AceNizky hell, he could be a clone then
12:13 Sosie That's funny Sosie had a.. child.. ..in.. .... ....
12:13 Sosie ...
12:14 AceNizky ahahaha!
12:14 Sosie Uh.
12:14 HanJi ...
12:15 HanJi Wait
12:15 HanJi what's sosies natural hair colour?
12:15 Sosie Black.
12:15 HanJi damn
12:15 Sosie Why?
12:15 HanJi So much for my attempt to disprove that theory through recessive genese
12:16 AceNizky looking for genetic reasons you are not his mom
12:16 Sosie Hair color is.. more of a stretch.
12:16 Sosie What color are his eyes?
12:16 HanJi brown
12:16 Sosie Sosie's too. Dark brown.
12:17 AceNizky well now
12:17 AceNizky this is interesting
12:17 Sosie By Marvellian genetics, we're blood relatives.
12:17 HanJi lol
12:17 Sosie By actual genetics.. still fuzzy.
12:18 Sosie I'll.. ask Matt.
12:18 HanJi ..
12:18 AceNizky you realise that, because it's possible narative causality dictates it must be true
12:19 AceNizky now, lunch
12:19 AceNizky after which I'll update the murder thread
12:19 Sosie We both like Rainchild, like noodles..
12:19 HanJi oh god...

15:32 *** Hyperion joined #oracle
15:32 Darya ...wait what?
15:32 Pinkie ....
15:32 Ida ...
15:32 Pinkie someone is fucking with us
15:32 AceNizky huh?
15:32 Hyperion Greetings.
15:32 Pinkie clearly
15:32 Pinkie it is red ed
15:32 HanJi DIE!
15:33 Ida Sigh.
15:33 AceNizky wait, now
15:33 HanJi I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!
15:33 Hyperion That could be difficult.
15:33 AceNizky don't be hasty
15:33 AceNizky He might be our friend
15:33 Pinkie well whoever you are
15:33 Sosie Hyperion, You're an Archon
15:33 HanJi Sosie! EMP megabomb, NOW!
15:33 Hyperion Indeed.
15:33 Sosie What did I get RedEd a gold star for last night
15:33 Pinkie you should select a unique colour
15:33 Sosie has trouble killing AIs.
15:33 Ida Now THAT's good use of super AI intelligence
15:33 Hyperion I do not know. I am not always spying on you.
15:33 HanJi I'll kill it, i just need you to make me a bomb
15:33 AceNizky yeah, Hyperion definatly needs a unique colour
15:34 Ida Someone drug the kid
15:34 Hyperion better?
15:34 Pinkie worse
15:34 Hyperion Excellent.
15:34 Pinkie I can barelr ead that
15:34 Sosie Damnit I am never going to remember why i starred him.
15:34 Sosie I can see it..
15:34 Pinkie hmmm do you guys think it is enrique... has he been here before?
15:35 Pinkie I'm gonna throw all the darts
15:35 Sosie He has
15:35 Hyperion All I know is the last film you opened gave me ideas. So thank you.
15:35 Pinkie so that eventually I am right
15:35 Darya I remember you starring him...but not why/
15:35 Sosie Which one was the last film. iron invader?
15:35 Darya Think so
15:35 Pinkie yeah
15:35 Sosie he pointed out some plot hole. i forget.
15:35 HanJi Dammit,... I need a hacker...
15:35 Pinkie Tom?
15:36 Sosie I hope it's Tom.
15:36 AceNizky why d you need a hacker?
15:36 Ida it's not me, probably
15:36 *** Hyperion quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
15:36 HanJi To hack Hyperions location
15:36 Pinkie ....
15:36 Ida ...
15:36 HanJi ]DAMMIT
15:36 Pinkie thats disapionting
15:36 AceNizky They Know!

17:37 Sosie I can think of so many ways pinkie is dangerous

17:37 Sosie And so many ways ida loves danger
17:37 Ida Look, in every situation, you have to find an excuse to roll your best skills
17:37 Pinkie um
17:37 Ida EVERY SITUATION
17:37 Pinkie right
17:37 Pinkie so....
17:37 Pinkie um
17:38 Pinkie the hedonism rocket?
17:38 Ida If you have a big enough box of cereal then you can roll heavy weapons to pour it in the morning
17:38 Sosie just wants some Sosie/Pinkie but she has a thing for that kind of thing.
17:38 Ida XD
17:38 Pinkie no that wouldn't help
17:38 Sosie Ahahahaha
17:38 Pinkie hahahha
17:38 Pinkie no no
17:38 Pinkie its a ceral cannon
17:38 Pinkie from the same people who make the party cannon
17:38 Pinkie (multimeat)
17:39 Pinkie and of course Pinkie would own one
17:39 Sosie And if you kill crit on it, you murder someone, making you a..
17:39 Sosie cereal killer
17:39 Sosie yes
17:39 Sosie I went there
17:39 Pinkie XD
17:39 Pinkie ahhhhhhhhhhh

23:29 Sosie omg
23:29 Sosie damnit ben be here
23:29 Sosie
23:29 Pinkie zubat?
23:29 HanJi what, have you never seen that one before?
23:29 Pinkie doesn't have eyes?
23:29 Darya Is carrying Squirtl.
23:30 HanJi Why would it need eyes? It uses supersonic waves to echolocate
23:30 Pinkie bats still have eyes
23:30 Pinkie they are as good as ours
23:30 Sosie Zubat is a pokemon
23:30 Pinkie yep
23:30 Sosie THAT HAS NO ARMS OR LEGS
23:30 Sosie SO
23:30 Sosie HOW
23:30 Sosie IT IS
23:30 Sosie fjaelkgn
23:30 HanJi Poor animation
23:30 HanJi is poor
23:31 Darya Superglue?
23:31 Pinkie hehhhe
23:31 Sosie MATTILDA USED SUPERGLUE
23:31 Sosie ZUBAT IS EVOLVING
23:31 HanJi It's not very effective
23:31 Sosie da da da da da da da da DA
23:32 Pinkie its what jury rigging ends in
23:32 Pinkie always
23:32 Sosie INTO BAT-STOISE
23:32 Sosie nailed it
23:32 Pinkie ><
23:32 Xu what, instead of superglue?

[00:18] <JamesDLee> I have been informed that I have in fact not told the story of Cobra virus research to the people of Oracle/Birmingham, and that some people think lab security is tight
[00:18] <JamesDLee> If we are all sitting comfortably I will begin
06[00:19] * Sosie 2is still giggling.
[00:19] <JamesDLee> At Keele University (born and raised), roleplaying is where I spent most of my days
[00:19] <JamesDLee> And also working at a company on the innovation park
[00:19] <JamesDLee> These are 4 big buildings built specially for high tech start up companies
[00:20] <JamesDLee> They were new and shiny and one of them contained Cobra research
[00:20] <JamesDLee> I am not making that name up
[00:20] <JamesDLee> A viral research company
[00:20] <JamesDLee> called Cobra
[00:20] <HanJi> 3...were they trying to appeal to the GI-Joe fandom?
[00:20] <JamesDLee> who's purpose was to make retro-viruses and do shit to viruses that generally fill the first 10 minutes of horror films
[00:21] <JamesDLee> I can only assume that yes, they are GI Joe fans. And insane
[00:21] <JamesDLee> They did dangerous work on-site, so they had precautions
[00:21] <JamesDLee> A security guard
[00:21] <JamesDLee> A back up generator
[00:21] <JamesDLee> An auto alert system that would warn them of anything going on that was bad
[00:22] <JamesDLee> One day teh fire alarm went off. It was a false alarm
[00:22] <JamesDLee> However, this triggered a number of security precautions
[00:22] <JamesDLee> and then there was a minor power cut. not rare for this area
[00:22] <JamesDLee> This caused the back up generator to kick in automatically
[00:23] <JamesDLee> which promptly exploded and *started* a fire
01[00:23] <AceNizky> 0.0
[00:23] <JamesDLee> The security guard popped in to see if anything was wrong after the false alarm
[00:23] <HanJi> 3...impressive
[00:23] <JamesDLee> It was just a false alarm. Everything was fine
[00:23] <JamesDLee> Doesn't care about the continuing alarm. Tells fire brigade to ignore it
[00:24] <JamesDLee> The fire is thankfully kept to the generator room by the building's fireproofing
[00:24] <JamesDLee> BUT
[00:24] <JamesDLee> the building goes unpowered over night
[00:24] <JamesDLee> and because of various reasons, no one is told until they arrive at work
[00:24] <JamesDLee> and find all their cultures etc
[00:24] <JamesDLee> have been at room temperature
01[00:24] <AceNizky> aaaah!
[00:24] <HanJi> 3ooops
[00:24] <JamesDLee> and the fume cupboards and safety systems
[00:24] <JamesDLee> do not work
[00:25] <JamesDLee> Nothing got out, but all kinds of fun could have happened if the fire had spread, or, well, if anything different had happened.

[23:41] <@Sosie> 2Matt and i came home
[23:41] <@Sosie> 2After getting a drink and chilling
01[23:46] <@AceNizky> oh, cool
01[23:46] <@AceNizky> I've been playing D&D
Session Time: Sat May 05 00:00:00 2012
01[00:00] <@AceNizky> We just killed a god
[00:00] <@Sosie> 2Excellent
01[00:00] <@AceNizky> and then a giant three headed snake behemoth
[00:00] <@Sosie> 2you are doing it right.
01[00:00] <@AceNizky> and by giant I mean a mile long
01[00:01] <@AceNizky> now the Boss has turned off the sun and his uncountable army of undead is rampaging
01[00:01] <@AceNizky> this was all in about an hour of in game time
[00:01] <@Sosie> 2Is this is.. climax?
01[00:01] <@AceNizky> a little one
[00:01] <@Sosie> 2Jesus
01[00:02] <@AceNizky> we are level 16,
01[00:02] <@AceNizky> the campaign is going to 20
01[00:02] <@AceNizky> the Big Bad of the campaign cursed the God to be evil
01[00:03] <@AceNizky> to clear the curse we had to visit the Goddess of the Sea and convince her to give us one of her artefacts so that we could use it to restore her arch rival, the god of fire, to his former glory
01[00:04] <@AceNizky> in order to purify this campaigns equivalent of the Holy Grail which the Big Bad was using to be both immortal and create an unstoppable army of undead
01[00:04] <@AceNizky> vampires
[00:04] <@Sosie> 2Jesus
01[00:05] <@AceNizky> we killed the God, dropped the artefact into his Resurrection Brazier and purified Anthrax, King of Banefire back into being Catharsis lord of elemental fire
01[00:06] <@AceNizky> then he used his cleansing fires to purify the Chalice
[00:07] <@Sosie> 2This sounds.. mind breakingly epic
01[00:07] <@AceNizky> which apparently fully heals anyone who drinks from it, de-ages them and can cast Mirricke once per day
01[00:07] <@AceNizky> Mirricle
01[00:07] <@AceNizky> howeve you spell that
[00:07] <@Sosie> 2Miracle, holy crap
01[00:07] <@AceNizky> only for life giving reasons
01[00:08] <@AceNizky> so we went back to the undead fortress that we took the corrupted Challace from in an attempt to destroy all the vampire cultists
01[00:08] <@AceNizky> but before we could the fortress exploded and a mile long behemoth emurged
01[00:09] <@AceNizky> this being was created by the being that created the world to be the instrument of his vengeance
01[00:09] <@AceNizky> only we were fighting the undead version that had been reanimated by the Nemesis
[00:09] <@Sosie> 2...
[00:09] <@Sosie> 2Wow
01[00:10] <@AceNizky> so we attacked it's week points for massive damage and it died
01[00:10] <@AceNizky> it did have a breath weapon 500 ft long that did a lot of sand and bolder damage. And con damage
01[00:11] <@AceNizky> it also swallowed one of the party, but he got out
01[00:11] <@AceNizky> and it nearly killed another party member, but we gave him water from the Chalice and he was fully cured
01[00:11] <@AceNizky> and 10 years younger
[00:11] <@Sosie> 2Bonus~
01[00:12] <@AceNizky> then when we destroyed the 12 cottage sized pieces of onyx that animated it it collapsed
01[00:12] <@AceNizky> then out of the hole where the fortress used to be a single figure stepped out, raised his hand to the sun and it went out.
01[00:13] <@AceNizky> this uncountable hordes of flying undead flew out of the whole in every direction
01[00:13] <@AceNizky> that's where we ended the session
[00:13] <@Sosie> 2Oh, no big deal
01[00:14] <@AceNizky> That was all today's session
01[00:14] <@AceNizky> I love this game

20:12 Sosie http://wtffanfiction.tumblr.com/post/21958712617/genitals This is what you needed right now
20:13 Pinkie mannes should be manliness just for starters
20:13 HanJi I;ve opened the link
20:13 HanJi but i'm afraid to look
20:14 Sosie It's mostly ridiculous
20:14 HanJi it just says genitals
20:14 Pinkie yes yes it is
20:14 HanJi [braces self]
20:15 Pinkie man carrot!
20:15 Pinkie hahahahah
20:15 HanJi [face contorts in horror at some of these names...]
20:15 Sosie *reads them to her beloved husband*
20:15 Sosie Romance~
20:15 Pinkie hhahahah
20:15 HanJi hungry dragon?
20:15 HanJi HUNGRY DRAGON?!]
20:15 Sosie I kind of like fuck stem.
20:15 HanJi you would
20:16 Darya Dark spire
20:16 Sosie Hit me with your giggle stick, hit me.. hit me..
20:16 HanJi batter blaster?!
20:16 Pinkie ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
20:16 Pinkie 3d6 pun damage
20:16 HanJi no one has ever said that with seriousness
20:16 Pinkie points go to sosie
20:16 Sosie So
20:16 Sosie basiclaly none of these words are good for vagina.
20:17 HanJi GRISTLE MISSILE?! WHYYYYY?!
20:17 Sosie Hearth, maybe.. The rest of them are like.. If I read that mid-porn I would be so.. sad.
20:17 Sosie Oh yeah, stick it in my POISON HOLE. :X
20:17 Sosie That's.. so.. unappealing.
20:18 HanJi ...vertical bacon sandwich?
20:18 HanJi I'm sorry, but that ruins sex AND bacon
20:18 Sosie Throbbing accumulation of rigid masculinity.. Is a great band name, though.
20:19 Darya Don't worry James.
20:19 HanJi I won't get sex, and have no bacon?
20:19 Darya It'll only ruin bacon.
20:19 HanJi Boom: scooped the insult
20:19 Darya That works.
20:19 Sosie I don't...
20:20 Sosie I guess it's as bad as meat curtains or meaty folds.
20:20 HanJi venom cock?
20:20 Sosie For poison holes, yes
20:21 HanJi ...
20:21 Pinkie venom cock
20:21 Pinkie ZD
20:21 Sosie Oh Chris, god, your eyes
20:21 Sosie Also
20:21 Sosie ALSO
20:21 Sosie Spongey love mountains?
20:21 HanJi I don't even...
20:21 Sosie I don't want to body shame but that is the WRONG texture for boobs.
20:22 Sosie thinks to long about it and begins to flail.
20:23 HanJi Damp Canal of Lust? I'm sorry, but if you're vagina is anything near as filthy as a canal, you need to spray your crotch with bleach
20:23 Sosie Eh, the real worry is if you can fit a ship in there.
20:24 Sosie You'd have to have hips 15 feet across.. It'd be so hard to find undies..
20:24 HanJi Well, I've navigated more than one canal less then 8 inches deep
20:25 Sosie I don't mind the word canal for lady parts
20:25 Sosie Since that's a medical term.
20:26 HanJi Eh, I guess. I don't think it belongs in a sentence with "of Lust" though
20:26 HanJi I'm sorry, but canals are like, the least sexy places I can think of
20:26 Sosie I don't think many nouns do.
20:26 Sosie OH JAMES
20:26 Sosie You can do better than that.
20:27 Sosie Abattoir? Sewage treatment plant? On top of your mom.
20:27 HanJi Well, I generally associate canals with being with my parents, hence most unsexy place I can think of
20:27 Sosie Abortion clinic. Medical waste sorting facility. landfill.
20:28 Pinkie ahhahaaha
20:28 Sosie Abandoned creepy doll factory.
20:28 Pinkie seweage treatment facilitly
20:28 Pinkie XD
20:28 Pinkie HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
20:28 Pinkie hahahah
20:28 HanJi None of those have deeply ingrained memories of my parents
20:28 Pinkie abandoned creppy doll factory! oh god no
20:28 Darya eats a scone.
20:29 HanJi Also, horror movies have taught me that abandoned buildings are the best place to have sex as long as you don't mind being murdered
20:29 Pinkie james what are you saying!?
20:29 Sosie By werewolves.
20:29 Pinkie Your sister!
20:29 Darya Werewolves of London!
20:29 Pinkie she is a werewolf!
20:29 Sosie Christopher Lee.
20:29 Sosie you're so tall.
20:29 Darya Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:29 Pinkie HAHAHHAHAHAH
20:29 Pinkie ahahah
20:29 HanJi People shouldn't be that tall...
20:30 Pinkie *GASP* MY tallest.

16:26 HanJi Oh, btw. Well done for turning on positrons robot
16:27 HanJi normally thats the kind of task i leave to sosie
16:27 Sosie HEYOOooooo~
16:27 Xu correction: for getting the replicant to turn it on
16:27 AceNizky I'm quite partual to Game, but it's hard to get and expensive
16:27 HanJi SON OF BITCH I LOST THE GAME
16:28 Sosie Sosie does that goooood
16:28 Darya Replicants are fun. Do yours have names? Or hobbies?
16:29 AceNizky Replicants are creapy. I don't want any
16:29 Sosie Creepy AROUSING
16:29 HanJi Rico isn't creepy
16:29 Darya Syl is nice.
16:29 Xu names, yes. as for hobbies...you think i know? why should i spend my time checking on my replicants' hobbies?
16:29 HanJi ...poor rico
16:29 Sosie Rico is creepy
16:29 Sosie Poor rico
16:29 Darya Poor Rico.
16:30 AceNizky Poor Rico
16:30 AceNizky one day he will be sentiant and kill you all
16:30 Sosie Yes he will.
16:30 Darya Nah, just Ida.
16:30 HanJi Well, he'll kill off all of SWA
16:30 Sosie Really
16:30 Sosie once you kill Ida
16:30 Sosie why stop at her
16:31 Xu once you kill Ida, you take her place as god of war
16:31 Darya Because's she's the one who abuses Rico the most?
16:31 Xu that's how it works, right?
16:31 HanJi So Rico is Kratos?
16:31 AceNizky I AM THE GOD OF WAR!
16:31 Xu he will be
16:32 Darya Also. Sosie, take care of your son.
16:32 Sosie Working on it.
16:32 HanJi Wait, sosie has a SON?!
16:32 HanJi When did THAT happen?
16:32 AceNizky yeah
16:32 AceNizky it's you
16:32 Sosie Oh, 18, 20 years ago
16:33 Darya She's a horrible parent.
16:34 Sosie Sosie is a TERRIBLE mother
16:36 Darya Damnit. This convestation made me read "Pinkie should know you'll never turn on her" as "Pinkie should know you'll never turn her on".
16:36 Sosie WELP
16:36 Sosie That's true
16:36 HanJi hehehe

21:54 AceNizky and i'm going to buld a new char
21:54 AceNizky what class should I be, boys and girls?
21:54 Xu roll a dice
21:54 AceNizky die
21:54 Xu my bad
21:55 Darya Roll a die and a dice.
21:56 AceNizky no, i was just telling you to die

19:52 Sosie I just typoed Han as Ham
19:52 Sosie More proof he's related to Sosie??
19:52 Sosie I think so.
19:52 IdaIsntHere HamCheese
19:52 Xu did it provide a suitably hilarious statement?
19:54 Sosie The word ham is always hilarious
19:54 Ida Ham feels no remorse
19:54 Ida Ham is running up the walls
19:54 Ida Ham is incredibly deadly when within 5 metres of you
19:55 Ida Ham is clanking around covered in metal
19:55 Ida It's true, it is

20:06 Sosie When people kill themselves with carbon monoxide poisoning in cars, do you think people sell the car afterward as super cheap?
20:06 Sosie HA
20:06 Positron I don't think they mark it down that much
20:07 Positron Unless they damaged the car to seal it up ect
20:07 Positron why?
20:07 Sosie Just wondering if you need to disclose it
20:07 Sosie Since you need to do it with houses
20:08 Positron do you?
20:08 Ida I'd rather not find out whether you need to
20:08 Sosie HA, points to Ben
20:08 Sosie Well, you need to disclose murders and suicides in the US for houses
20:09 Ida that's because america is a terrifying land of guns and murder
20:09 Ida or so i assume from wild paranoia
20:09 Positron It's certainly the land of wild paranoia
20:10 Sosie *hands silver stars to Red Ed and Ben*
20:10 Ida I thought Outside was the land of wild paranoia
20:10 Positron hah
20:10 Positron I already have a gold one
20:10 Positron see --->
20:10 Ida looks at a list of users in plaintext
20:10 Sosie You can't have too many
20:10 Ida hmm
20:11 Ida And now you can wear the silver one and seem more humble
20:11 Positron feh
20:11 Positron "humble"
20:11 Sosie RedEd, pick a better topic.
Pick a Better Topic
Topic set by Positron on Thu Jul 12 2012 20:12:46 GMT+0100 (GMT Daylight Time)
20:13 Positron happy?
20:13 Ida So, which kind of pick is best
20:13 Ida Guitar or Ice?
20:13 Ida or tooth
20:13 Ida can't forget toothpicks
20:13 Positron both together
20:14 Sosie Man
20:14 Positron A sort of combi-pick
20:14 Sosie I could watch the Ben/RedEd banter channel all day.
20:15 Positron It's mostly full of silence
20:15 Positron and acusing looks
20:15 Ida And ad breaks that would just be "ADVERTISE HERE" for five minutes straight every so often
20:16 Sosie Ahahahaha
20:18 Sosie it would help if you had more than one viewer
20:18 Sosie one viewer with ad block
20:18 Positron oh I'm sure we could -DRINK MORE COLA- find a way around that
20:19 Sosie Ahahaha
20:19 Sosie Matt says he'll try to do downtimes tonight
20:19 Ida that's a -STOP COLA ADDICTION WITH NEW COLA PATCHES- crazy idea

BOW BEFORE YOUR QUEEN
Topic set by Sosie on Sat Jul 14 2012 13:48:51 GMT+0100 (GMT Daylight Time)
15:05 --- Sosie is away (Auto away)
15:35 *** HanJi joined #oracle
15:35 HanJi I bow to noone
16:49 *** Pinkie joined #oracle
16:49 Pinkie *bows*

23:28 HanJi okay, made the thread
23:29 HanJi ...what roll is it to realise one is in a brothel?
23:29 HanJi intelligence street culture maybe?
23:29 Sosie Perception Observation
23:29 Sosie I don't know how many strip clubs you've been in
23:29 Sosie but it's
23:30 Sosie pretty
23:30 Sosie obvious
23:30 Sosie And brothel might be perception street culture
23:30 Sosie Depends on how obvious
23:30 HanJi This is more a case of Han has no context of either
23:30 Sosie Okay so
23:30 AceNizky but knowing you are in a brothel when it is clearly a strip club is a differant matter
23:30 Sosie If you walk into a strip club
23:30 Sosie There's a poll.
23:30 AceNizky but the stage is the givaway
23:30 Sosie And there's a chick on the pole, which is on a stage.
23:30 Sosie Yes.
23:30 Sosie Brothel..
23:31 Sosie matt says that noticing when someone a prostitute is Arts and Culture.
23:31 Sosie Since.
23:31 AceNizky right, so we will quickly work out that it is a strip club
23:31 Sosie "You're not on a street, everyone looks good."
23:31 AceNizky the brothel part may take a while
23:31 HanJi To be fair, that was in rumours
23:31 HanJi this place is rather lower market
23:32 Sosie LOOK
23:32 AceNizky with a name like that, yeay
23:32 Sosie If there is a woman in two tiny triangles of fabric
23:32 Sosie who rubs your inner thigh and asks if you want a good time
23:32 Sosie that gives you a +8
23:32 HanJi Lol

so scott, do you want more, or do you think we can put a fade to black up for those two?
22:59 Darya Ace, new thread.
23:01 Pinkie heh, ace is all kinds of popular right now, huh?
23:01 Darya uhuh.
23:01 Darya Two girls on his lap at different times.
23:01 HanJi Lol. I wish i could see whats going on with the whole darya/ace thing
23:02 Darya It's....adorable.
23:02 AceNizky she is such a tease
23:02 HanJi Darya or Trixie?
23:03 AceNizky yes
23:03 HanJi fun
23:03 AceNizky erm
23:03 Darya Darya isn't a tease! She's just oblivious.
23:03 Pinkie no no
23:03 Pinkie Draya's a tease
23:03 AceNizky re: Pinkie. I'm not sure it's fade time yet. And i'm still interested in what Trixie is thinking
23:03 AceNizky and how far she will go. And how
23:04 Pinkie careful Ace
23:04 HanJi Draya? That sounds like a sexy female second in command for a dragon themed villain
23:04 AceNizky also if she approtches it the wrong way it may not happen
23:04 HanJi If you guys start writing out porn, I'm leaving the strip club
23:04 Pinkie you sound like you're treading in the territory you didn't want to go in
23:04 AceNizky eh
23:04 AceNizky i'm comfortable with it still
23:05 Pinkie hmmmm
23:05 AceNizky but yeah, that's my thaught
23:05 AceNizky see. Don't write porn
23:05 Darya Maybe reduce the amount of physical description and focus on what the character's are feeling?
23:05 *** Parvati joined #oracle
23:05 AceNizky there are plenty of ways of writing aorund it without having to actualy write the porn bits
23:06 Pinkie true
23:06 Parvati stupid thing logging me off with no reason...
23:06 AceNizky I'm just doing fealings
23:06 Pinkie and as far as you're suggestion goes Matt
23:06 Pinkie I was about to describe the actual dance
23:06 Pinkie but I can do that feelings wise too
23:06 AceNizky you can do both
23:06 Pinkie ahahhaha
23:06 Pinkie =3
23:06 HanJi oh, the dance is fine. It's just once you guys move onto more...risque pursuits
23:06 AceNizky yeah
23:07 AceNizky Ace still has all his cloaths on
23:07 AceNizky and he also has a totaly unbaleavable name
23:07 Darya Major Action: Finding Cat and corrupting her to the side of good!
23:07 HanJi Ace Nizky...what a guy!
23:07 Pinkie go for it Matt, I'll be happy to role play it with you
23:08 AceNizky his name is a terrable terrable bilingual pun
23:08 AceNizky that might not even work as i got the words from the internet
23:10 Darya How much do you think it costs to train an agent?
23:11 Pinkie cybernetics alone comes to 85000 if memeory serves
23:11 Darya Because Darrya's thinking of sending a check to Lanzas to pay off her debts.
23:12 HanJi Han thought about sending something to the Ai-Jinn to pay off what he owes them
23:12 HanJi but it's hard to post the abject concept of "fuck you assholes"

14:41 AceNizky welp. My chain of thaught has just got weird
14:41 Sosie Mmm?
14:41 AceNizky 1. Ace needs to get a "Being good at Sex" task Chip
14:42 AceNizky 2. that's too much information for a single Task Chip
14:42 Sosie No it's not.
14:42 Sosie And they do exist.
14:42 Sosie One has been priced up.
14:42 AceNizky 3. I wonder if i could build a char with Process chip shifter and all of the sex chips
14:42 Sosie Hm.
14:42 AceNizky 4. what possible use is that?
14:43 AceNizky oh, has it? is is an arts and culture chip by any chance?
14:43 Sosie Yep.
14:43 Sosie But you can fix all of sex on a level 9 chip.
14:43 AceNizky depending on how one does it I think itshould go off athletics
14:44 Sosie Depends.
14:45 AceNizky I think that's the one part of Ace that isn't built right
14:45 AceNizky I gave him Arts and Culture 0
14:45 Sosie Yeah
14:45 Sosie Same with Sosie
14:45 AceNizky But I didn't realy understand what it meant
14:45 Sosie I have slowly and steadily been adding points in it
14:45 AceNizky he should have some at least
14:45 AceNizky I'll have to train in it at some point
14:45 AceNizky yeah
14:46 AceNizky because he should know about WF culture at least, but i thaught that would be Corp knowlage
14:46 AceNizky and i didn't know A&C covered Sex
14:46 Sosie No one did
14:46 AceNizky which is isn't supposed to to totaly terrable at
14:46 Sosie Well I mean
14:46 Sosie you get RP bonuses.
14:46 AceNizky yeah, but with 0 in it you have a 10% chance of botching
14:46 Sosie ...
14:46 Sosie Not with a good enough RP bonus
14:47 Sosie but 10% chance of botching when you suck at sex is pretyt generous.
14:47 AceNizky all doubles are failures if you have 0 in a skill
14:47 Sosie Well don't roll and just RP it, then.
14:47 Sosie You don't.
14:47 Sosie Need.
14:47 AceNizky oh, i will
14:47 Sosie To roll.
14:47 Sosie But yeah
14:47 AceNizky but my point is that the nubmers don't quite fit
14:47 Sosie eh
14:47 Sosie 10% chance of botching
14:47 AceNizky is very high
14:47 Sosie ..............
14:48 Sosie Is pretty low.
14:48 AceNizky i'd say it was high
14:48 Sosie I don't know how many people or times you've had sex, but what you and are are classing as a success might be very different.
14:48 Sosie Consider:
14:48 AceNizky there is a differance between failure and botch
14:48 Sosie Oh I know.
14:49 Sosie if you have 0 arts and culture, the assuming we can assume for sex is that you haven't had much of it.
14:49 Sosie the assumption, even
14:50 Sosie So, your dick gets soft mid-sex, dick comes instantly, can't get condom on and getting so frustrated you don't want to have sex, saying the worst possible thing, ripping a huge fart, it feeling HORRIBLE, not enough moisture so it feels terrible, etc etc.
14:50 Sosie Sex is so bad that there's basically no pleasure.
14:50 Sosie That's a botch
14:51 AceNizky all at once
14:51 AceNizky oh dear
14:51 Sosie Where a fail would just be like.. "That was kinda.. meh."
14:51 Sosie Not all at once.
14:51 AceNizky oh, all at once would be teh king of botches
14:51 Sosie And a pass would be like, :3 That's nice.
14:51 Sosie And a ciritcal success would be like, HOLY FUCKIGN SHIT WHAT WAS THE MAGIC
14:52 AceNizky so, process chip shifter and profession A&C
14:52 Sosie All of sex fits into one process chip.
14:52 AceNizky best, call girl , ever
14:52 AceNizky yeah, one amazingly expensive chip
14:52 Sosie Because you have to imagine that most of sex is like.. knowing what your partner seems to be getting into. preception arts and culture.
14:53 Sosie And technique is important but most people don't need fancy shit to get off
14:53 Sosie Just the right shit
14:53 Sosie and yes
14:53 Sosie it's an amazing build idea
14:53 AceNizky I'm just not sure what game it would make any sence to play it in
14:53 AceNizky they would also have to be a social assasin. And i'm not sure most Corp devisions realy do that sort of thing
14:53 Sosie High arts and culture would be super useful in oracle.
14:54 AceNizky yes it would
14:54 Sosie Someone who just ALSO happens to be amazing at sex
14:54 Sosie It wouldn't come up often
14:54 AceNizky but not the chip shifter idea
14:54 Sosie But when it did.
14:54 Sosie It would come.. often
14:54 AceNizky and hard
14:54 Sosie HEYOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

17:37 Sosie Man
17:37 Sosie Where is Ace.
17:37 Sosie Marjorie needs to get on the sweet WF loving.
17:37 Sosie He let her hold his gun~
17:37 *** Sosie is now known as Majorie
17:37 Majorie And my, wasn't it big!!
17:37 Majorie titters.
17:38 HanJi Ah, I see whats happened. Over the course of season one, a hard core shipping fandom formed, which, combined with Ace as the ensemble darkhorse, cause the writers to create 2 potential love interests for Ace in addition to Darya
17:39 HanJi But a faction of them still ship Trace
17:39 CobraJ Trace...?
17:39 CobraJ Oh
17:39 Majorie TRACE
17:39 Majorie Ahahahahaha
17:39 Majorie <33333333333333333
17:40 CobraJ oh man, and Majorie/Ace is Mace
17:40 CobraJ How can any option without an awesome fused name compete with those two?
17:40 HanJi Cobrizky?
17:40 Majorie COBRIZKY
17:41 Majorie That's almost as good as Jizky.
17:41 HanJi i'm sorry, but that just sounds wrong
17:41 Majorie Wrong? or so, so right.

23:43 Marjorie What the fuck is up with this corporation?
23:43 Marjorie And that's and IC question because
23:43 Marjorie wow
23:44 HanJi uh huh
23:44 HanJi I'm amazed the thing fired
23:44 AceNizky can't you just cahnge it?
23:45 AceNizky and what do you mean by your gratuitus swaring?
23:45 Darya Han found a thingy.
23:45 HanJi which Ace knows about
23:45 HanJi Ace was there when I found it
23:47 Marjorie LOOK
23:47 Marjorie when you live alone..ish
23:47 Marjorie for a long time
23:47 Marjorie you just
23:47 Marjorie say shit
23:47 Marjorie And it's good because when i feel manic i swear, so it helps me play her.
23:49 Marjorie ALSO
23:49 Marjorie ALSO YOU BASTARDS
23:49 Marjorie YOU FUCKING BASTARDS
23:49 HanJi ...
23:49 Marjorie She spends 7 years in space
23:49 Marjorie after going to fucking JUPITER
23:49 Marjorie AND FINDS
23:49 Marjorie NOTHING
23:49 Marjorie AND SHE COMES BACK DOWN TO EARTH AND YOU GUYS ARE LIKE
23:49 Marjorie WHOOPS
23:49 Marjorie EXCUSE ME
23:49 HanJi oh...she's gonna HATE this next message
23:49 Marjorie JUST TRIPPED OVER THIS CAREER MAKING XENOTECH
23:50 Marjorie LOL, WANT TO COME TO THE MOON AND LOOK AT OUR OTHER AMAZING XENOTECH WE FOUND JUST
23:50 Marjorie LAYING AROUND EARTH
23:50 Marjorie >:X
23:51 Marjorie You all suck
23:51 Marjorie All of you.
23:51 Trixie ....
23:51 Trixie not usually
23:51 Marjorie For the right price, eh? Eh?
23:51 Trixie only special cases
23:51 HanJi posted
23:51 Darya We can't help that we're nicking xenotech from the Ai Jinn/Cult.
23:51 HanJi heh
23:51 Marjorie YOU'RE STILL BASTARDS
23:51 HanJi message sent
23:52 Marjorie ..EXTRA BASTARDS
23:52 HanJi hehe told you she'd hate it
23:54 Darya EXTRA BASTARDS WITH FRIES.
23:55 Trixie no one would ever order extra bastards
23:55 Darya AND A LARGE SOFT DRINK.
23:55 Trixie it would be the least popular thing on any menu
23:55 Darya AND A MILKSHAKE.
23:55 Marjorie THE LEAST POPULAT THING ON THE MENU IS THE SHIT SANDWICH
23:56 Darya James, is my fan still upstairs?
23:56 Marjorie Which Marjorie is feeling she got served. Every day. For 7 years.

21:42 Marjorie Shap
21:42 Marjorie Is the best
21:42 Marjorie ever
21:43 parvati ???
21:43 CobraJones <insert the Shaft song with "Shap" replacing "Shaft" here>
21:44 parvati we're going to get half way home and find that Shap has solved the entire thing aren't we?
21:44 CobraJones We're going to find an excuse to not go back, or at least debate the issue until we can metagame our way into knowing if everything will be fucked if we don't go
21:44 heizhizhu I haven't even done anything yet!
21:45 Marjorie YOU WERE DROLL
21:45 CobraJones He's the best at what he does, and what he does isn't anything yet
21:45 Marjorie And really, that's what this situation needed.

[10:06:30 PM] Trina: Also what would YOU classify as a normal pet, Scott?
[10:06:50 PM] Thomas: A gun?
[10:07:06 PM] Christopher B: oh right
[10:07:27 PM] Christopher B: Pinkie's wolves were more organic because they were mainly biotech as opposed to cybernetic
[10:07:31 PM] James: A bowl of noodles? That's a pet for Han
[10:07:38 PM] Trina: He.. eats his.. pets? D:
[10:07:45 PM] Christopher B: YOU EAT YOUR PETS!?
[10:08:03 PM] Scott: i'd say a dog
[10:08:04 PM] Scott: or a cat
[10:08:07 PM] Thomas: how long has Han had that bowl of noodles!?
[10:08:09 PM] Scott: you know, normal pets
[10:08:28 PM] Trina: Like...?
[10:08:54 PM] Trina: I mean
[10:08:56 PM] Thomas: Bowls of noodles shouldn't move Han
[10:09:23 PM] Trina: Dog and cats don't exist really. Their is so much toxicity and pollution that you can't really find them wild unmutated
[10:09:27 PM] Christopher B: Pinkie had a cat
[10:09:36 PM] Trina: And there are probably some special GM animals out there, but way more expensive
[10:09:42 PM] Trina: If you want a pet now, you just get a cyberpet.
[10:09:49 PM] Trina: Much easier to clean and take care of.
[10:09:52 PM] Christopher B: or a BIO
[10:09:58 PM] Christopher B: but they're illegal-er
[10:09:59 PM] Trina: No one gets a Bio.
[10:10:10 PM] Christopher M: no-one who isn't rich and stupid
[10:10:14 PM] Christopher M: oh wait