Waste Away Census

Please, in the space provided below, provide a name and detailed description of every intelligence in Seoul Waste Away. All robots, all pets. These means all of your animals, Pinkie.

Use the below format, based off of my example:

Name:
Height:
Weight:
Detailed Description And Notable Features:

Feel free to edit as we gain more new employees, pets, friends, etc.

Name: Sosie Terrehaute
Height: 5'4", but like three inches of that are hair.
Current Hair: Chelsea hawk
Weight: 72 kgs, thanks to cybernetic legs. Less when footless.
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Sosie is a very slight Asian woman often sporting a tall, immaculately maintained mohawk that is so black it's slightly blue. She has several facial piercings, earrings, and wears a few bracelets and necklaces. She wears little to no make-up, baggy trousers and boots, and an endless amount of different Smork tank-tops. Her skin is slightly darker than a non-augmented person. When on missions, she carries around at least one large navy blue Muletech.

Name: Dusty (Turret Body)
Height: 1'3"
Weight: 2.1 kgs
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Dusty is a small egg-like white plastic robot with eight retractable spider-like legs. He has one large circular green eye with white eyelids, though they are only for expression and he seldom uses them. The middle section below his eye opens to reveal a weapon--normally a laser pistol--though when he is not on missions he normally walks around with a shotgun or rifle jury-rigged to his front. He is thoughtful, and if you don't keep an eye on him, he will find his way into "Auntie" Darya's room.
NOTE: Dusty now has a fleshy replicant body, but maintains his old body well, just in case.

Name: Bell
Height: 5'0"
Weight: 53 kgs
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Bell is the main house intelligence for SWA. She maintains the observation security measures, and controls the holowindows, monitors, speaker system, scanners, and televisions for the whole building. She can record, play back, and carry on terse average conversations. Her voice is clear, youthful, and sweet. For the "employees" of SWA, she obeys orders instantly and without question.

Bell has a physical body of a Muse replicant. She is slim with athletic and natural looking arms and legs. She has delicate features, slender hands, tiny feet. There are lines that border her wrists and elbows, neck and ankles; these lines give the appearance of an articulated ball-and-socket doll. Her face too is doll-like; her eyes are very large and bright green, that become pupil-less and glow as she focuses on things not in front of her. Her hair is slightly curly, a mix of light purple and faded pink stripes. Her skin is pale and silvery, but feels warm and soft like normal skin to the touch.

Name: Eyes
Height: 4 inches
Weight: 130 grams
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Eyes is a Y&S surveillance Hornet. He is normally invisible and flies around. You haven't seen him.

Name: Darya Demeter
Height: 1.82m
Weight: 110kg
Detailed Description And Notable Features:Tall, blond hair (Usually kept in a pony tail, drops down to her shoulders when down), Russian by birth. Scar down the left side of face, straight down from the forehead, around her eye in a semicircle and then down her cheek. Another scar across her stomach. Thin and wiry by agent standards. Quite long fingers and toes. Brown eyes.

Usually wears fairly old, shabby clothing that she finds comfortable. On missions, wears a balaclava, a large, bulky reinforced coat with big pockets and thin gloves.

Whenever she leaves the house (unless she is in somewhere like the Interchange that does not allow weapons) she carries her EMP rifle holstered to her back, and a number of flashbang, microplasma and knock out grenades in case of an attack.

Name: Pinkie
Height: 5'11
Weight: Heavy
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Pinkie is a tall, not slim but with no excess anything, woman with bright pink hair that flows down past her shoulders. Pinkie's skin is darker than any of you remember but still paler than a normal persons. Custom armour that appears to be nothing but a cut vest top, jacket and skirt it has nontheless proven to be galvanicly grounded and not to show up very well when she doesn't want it to. Always has three shoulder straps/weapon holsters/sheaths and never takes off the wrist grip's covering her upper arm and wrist. Almost never seen without her flamethrowers, has an alarming prospensity to name her weapons and appears to co-ordinate her mule techs to what is in them. Pro-tip the one with a flame design is probably fire proof, for a reason.

Name: Gren
Height: 165 cm
Weight: 140 kgs
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Gren is the beta of the pack, firece, head strong and all but utterly unshakeable, Gren performs exceptionally well despite having no real physical advantage over Evee. A perfect example of the Mark 9, the parts of Gren that have no visible armour are muscled to the point of budgling and she appears devoid of even excess skin, having full fur only over her head with tufts on her back, the back of her legs and at the end of her tail. Gren carries herself with confidence and only maintains her tail on level with her body out of deference to Pinkie. Gren habitually paces and is always alert no matter the situation. Now has a large knot of fur and flesh over her chest that looks like it was recently operated on. Painfully.

Name: Evee
Height: 158cm
Weight: 130 kgs
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Evee is currently the omega of the pack, although time will tell if this has more to do with her own personality or the fact that she can only be compared to Gren. Tail firmly lower than Gren's, Evee is nontheless capable, strong and every bit as deadly as her fellow geneshift. Deferent to Pinkie to the point of utter obidence Evee appears to have a few doubts about herself though these will most likely clear up once she has successfully asserted herself. There is a small knot of flesh and fur over Evee's back. Both of them are developing Pinkie's tendancy to fade when not doing anything, but both snap to attention and visibility when Pinkie moves, unless instructed otherwise Evee appears to have figured out that she needs to eat more to keep up her faded steps and now only does it when nessecary not as a default.

Name: Cat
Height: 130 cm
Weight: 110 kgs
Detailed Description And Notable Features: A large hairless black panther/cat, Cat is the indifference to the Wolves reverence. Cat doesn't care to be a part of Pinkie's pack but is loathe to simply allow the wolves pride of place. Whilst apparently lazy, even when lying against a wall Cat is intimidating and occasionally shifts her weight as someone passes by. Cat is defineitly physically different from the wolves but these differences are marginal in that they are all large powerful monsters. Cat follows Pinkie's instructions but as yet has not interacted in any real way with either her handler, the pack or the other 'employees' of Seoul waste away.

Name: Smallest
Height: 25cm
Weight: 20 kgs
Detailed Description And Notable Features: This cyberlynx that Pinkie picked up in Madrid appears much more playful and attention seeking than either her wolves or her Cat. Also more exploratory and has often been seen balancing atop Dusty's head as the Mobileturret/infant A.I. wonders where she went. Smallest has shown a nack for the stealth of her immediate cohorts but has yet to capitalise on it, though she'll have no end of potenial teachers. Evee has demonstrated a soft spot for smallest, occasionally sharing her food. Smallest seems fond of Ida but stears well clear of Sylviane.

Name: Ida Salcedo
Height: 6’ 0”
Weight: That’s for Human Resources to know, not you.
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Ida is a tall Spanish woman with a quite streamlined build for an agent. Her face is strikingly beautiful, emphasised by her glowing pink eyes that can seem quite sinister at times, and framed by her perfectly-kept black hair that hangs down to her shoulders. Sometimes she displays patterns or tattoos on her videoskin, but mostly it is set up to show subtle patterns which emphasise her natural features along with the cybernetic make-up built into her skin which is active all the time, even while she sleeps. She typically wears a smart business suit which is a muted orange colour both on and off missions, but she owns a variety of fashionable clothes which she wears from time to time.

Name: Sylviane
Height: 6’ 3”
Weight: Heavy.
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Sylviane is very tall and quite muscular (though less so than her strength would suggest because of her cybernetic nature). Her skin is pale, with a slight silvery shimmer to it, and she has very long blonde hair. Her face is completely expressionless, and she wears sunglasses to hide her eyes which change colour to reveal her simulated emotions. She is typically dressed in a grey dress with loose sleeves that somewhat hide her cybernetic arms (which have no synthi-skin sheath disguising their mechanical form), but wears full combat armour in the field.

Name: Rico
Height: 6’0”
Weight: Surprisingly light?
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Rico looks distinctly like a male version of Ida. Aside from the smooth mechanical plates that run down his left cheek, he has very similar features to Ida's that make him just as beautiful as his owner, though his eyes are a duller, non-luminescent pink and his shorter hair has less sheen to it. He wears a black business suit which is slightly lower-quality than Ida’s and is almost always in the complex, typically organising things for Ida or cooking in the kitchen. He constantly seems cheerful, and his friendly voice is completely accent-less. He speaks to each of the residents of Seoul Waste Away in their native tongue with perfect fluence.

Name: DJ Scissorz
Height: 3' 2"
Weight: Snake weight
Detailed Description And Notable Features: DJ Scissorz is a totally harmless variety of cyberpython, modelled on the ball python. His skin is bright orange, matching Ida's combat dress. He often hides from the residents of SWA, but is very docile and pliant when Ida's around. If caught in a hiding place, he'll curl up into a ball, leaving him helpless and easily rollable. His teeth aren't sharp, so if he were to bite someone it wouldn't really hurt.

Name: Medi
Height: About 40 cm
Weight: When you have anti-grav generators, weight means nothing.
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Medi is Darya's medical droid, a round metal sphere approximately the size of a human head with two injectors on arms coming out of the side. Medi is equipped with a number of additional antigrav drives which makes them much faster than other droids of the same type. Other than that, they are a normal medical droid (See MoW pg 156)

Medi spends most of their time either floating along behind Darya, or else waiting in the medical bay. They can talk, but rarely does so unless it is making a medically related comment. This, along with the fact that they float at head height, as been a source of fascination to Dusty and the cyberlynx, both of whom often try to get onto higher areas to investigate them, the cat with more success than Dusty.

Name: Scout Squadron
Height: 4 inches each
Weight: 130 grams each
Detailed Description And Notable Features: A group of five Y&S Hornets used by Darya to scout enemy bases, particularly cult. She hasn't quite managed to program them properly however, so they are currently sitting in a box in her room.

(OOC: neither I nor Pinkie actually thinks these are intelligences but Pinkie is fiercely protective of them, to the point that she will never allow anyone else to use them, and also it would probably make sense for you guys to know what Pinkie is talking about when she mentions these weapons)

Name: Ignus
Length: 3/4 Pinkie's height
Breadth: 55 cm
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Ignus is a heavy flamethrower. The younger of Pinkie's twin 'Ovens'. He is in good condition and Pinkie takes care to keep him (and all her heavy weapons) that way. The handle is large with enough space between the trigger and the undergaurd that Pinkie can wrap her arm around it and still pull the trigger. Her black wrist grips clip to this with unerring accuracy. The 'barrel' is a thin black tube which extends along a considerable distance, allowing the napalm canister to be hooked in underneath. It consists of a simple metal bar along the top of the weapon and supports both a targeter and an extension for the pilot light underneath. The canister beneath screws into a large red chunk which also divides the handle from the barrel of the weapon. As anyone who has seen Pinkie fire this weapon, and it is fearsome in her hands, knows the targeter is also where the Napalm emits from, something which was unusual several hundred years ago. There must be piping running from where the canister screws in, up into and along the barrel. The barrel appears to be so thin simply to stop all the napalm being used at once. Aside from that there is a Muffin painted onto the red crossguard.

Name: Charmeleon
Length: 3/4 Pinkie's height
Breadth: 75cm (including canister)
Detailed Description And Notable Features: As above, except that Charmeleon appears to be considerably older, and has more scores where gunfire of all descriptions would have left a mark, but Pinkie appears to have (with some help most likely) kept him in otherwise good condition. The painted muffin on this flamethrower is also old and faded and looks like it could do with re-doing but Pinkie has shown no intention of doing so.


Name: Nikolai
Length: As long as Pinkie is tall
Breadth: .... hard to say.
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Nikolai is Pinkie's internal Raiden Galvanic combat system, bought from Haichman cybernetics. Nikolai runs throughout Pinkie's entire body. The only external signs are that Pinkie has two firing pads in the centre of her palms, a slot in the small of her back for three energy cells, not that anyone has seen her reload this yet, and the fact that she can shoot lightning from her palms. This lightning is usually pink but this has been know to fluctuate due to undetermined factors (Possibly Pinkie's mood) sometimes emitting pink lightning clustered around a slick looking black bolt in the centre or otherwise shifted along the colour spectrum. The firing pads are two concentric steel rings, which are clearly made of angliesum compound, to those who are familiar with cybernetics anyway..

Name: Scar
Length: Depends; 45cms or half Pinkie's height.
Breadth: 6cms or 75cms.
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Scar is a collapsible rocket launcher produced by AMS. This model can only fire rockets, specifically not grenades (>< how did i forget *facehoof*). Pinkie usually keeps him in her jacket. It takes her about as long to unfold him as it does for her to fire. When folded scar resembles a thin metallic book. When unfolded Scar resembles a regular barrel fed rocket launcher that was made by bloody stupid Johnson. Somehow the feed mechanism clips into place with an old time clipboard staple, the firing barrel actually twists, meaning that the metal at the top of the feeding mechanism goes all the way around the barrel as you look at it to come back out onto the top at the firing end. It almost looks like 6 hexagonal tubes have been put together one after the other, each in at a slightly different rotation. Pinkie isn't really sure how it manages to fire, but hasn't mentioned this to anyone else for fear that it will STOP working.

Name: Spot
Length: Half as long as Pinkie's height
Breadth: 1/2 metre.
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Spot is a laser assault cannon. Manufactured by Yeager and Stanton, Spot is among the most damaging Laser weapons produced outside the Isle of Man. Pinkie has yet to use him outside the firing range, likely because she has to spend a turn calibrating and has not quite figured out how to do that while duel wielding yet. Spot is everything Invader Zim wanted a laser cannon to be. Huge, conical and shining white. The whole thing screams 'will melt your face off'. Despite the warning label on the side 'Aim away from face.' For some reason the laser itself is not yellow or even red, but bright blue.

Name: Morpheus
Length: 1/4 of Pinkie's height.
Breadth: Half as wide as Pinkie
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Morpheus is a Y&S manufactured and distributed stun cannon, mainly used by the UIG. Termed 'The Pacifier' as far as nicknames go this one is incredibly telling. The UIG use it for crowd control and that is what it does. The only weapon capable of stunning which Pinkie owms, besides her fists, as if that would ever occur to her. It is a huge series of initially Box like polygons around 8 4X4 blocks make up the base of the weapon, that fit and interlock before narrowing down; 8, then 4, then 2, down to a single block from which protrudes four claw like pieces of wiry metal, shaped around a single circular gap which extends back to the base of the gun. These spin as the user fires and flatten down against the flat metal surface behind them as the weapon fires, giving it it's distinctive firing dispersion angle. The weapon itself is mainly a dull blue and makes very interesting noises as it fires, like lots and lots of things are spinning within.

Name: Nathan
Length: 4/5ths Pinkie's height
Breadth: 3/4's of a metre.
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Nathan is a AMS LEAW Rail gun. Using two types of ammo this powerful weapon can punch a single huge bullet through a reinforced wall. Based on a high velocity sniper rifle AMS scaled it up to the point that it no longer fired properly. The SMART ammo clip is slotted into the top of the gun with the firing mechanism next to it while the actual butt of the gun is some way back. The energy cell is halfway along the barrel past the SMART kinetic clip slot. This gun is huge. And mainly grey with a few patches of brown. Along the side of the barrel just below the clip slot, is the X-ray view screen which folds out like a hideously huge version of those old cameras. Pinkie has taken to loading him with amour piercing rounds.

Name: Dr. No
Length: 1/4 of Pinkie's height.
Breadth: 1/4 Pinkie's breadth
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Dr. No is an EMP cannon. It's exposed twin coils are covered in a special conductive metal that makes the weapon all but immune to its own electro-magnetic pulse, sort of like a Faraday cage. Pinkie carries Dr. No rested on on shoulder and the unearthly hum that comes with firing him causes her some distress (that she never shows) because she is still very very aware that weapons backfire. The twin coils emerge from the upper left and right of the weapon and about half of them are exposed, curling around from the top to their respective side. The Cannon itself is a box at the back, where the coils emerge and re-enter, but curls into a cone, as the coils gradually move forward within the barrel and finally meet at the nozzle.

Name: Dicer
Length: 1/4 of Pinkie's height
Breadth: 45cm
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Two giant magnetic coils lie flat on what is otherwise highly reminiscent of a crossbow. Or the siege engine version, compacted and made all grey and shiny. There is room at the back of the weapon for three smart kinetic rounds which go through a make shift internal factory when fired, which produced a 30cm circular saw blade. The magnetic coils are there for guidance only and the blades are actually propelled chemically. Pinkie isn't fond of the chemical's smell. Dicer is the latest addition to Pinkie's armaments and she knows she can use him safely whilst wielding another weapon. She knows that, academically.

Name: Glockner
Height: N/A
Weight: N/A
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Glockner is the secondary house AI for Seoul Waste Away. He can move from room to room to talk, manifest on holoscreens, and is bound by a hard programmed doctor/patient confidentiality. A talented psychologist, he aims to help people and AIs from dealing with the trials and tribulations of life. His avatar appears as a live action bust of an older white man, bearded with old fashioned short haircut. He appears to be wearing a tweed jacket, vest, and collared shirt, with a set of wire glasses on his nose.

(OOC Uses: Glockner can be used as you wish. Talking to him help you move plot, you can spend a minor or a major to regain some conviction, and going to counselling helps repair damage (using Incorporated, Immersion Psychosis rules.) This does not need to be in RP, but if you want someone to play Glockner, I'm here for you.)

Pinkie's guns part two, new faces.

Name: Amanda
Length: 4/5ths of Pinkie's height
Breadth: 1/2 a metre
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Amanda is a WF version AMS LEAW Rail gun. Her ammo bay has been extended beyond all reasonable measures, meaning that she takes a smart clip on either side of the barrel just behind and upwards from the trigger as well as two energy cells plugged into the underside of the barrel's butt. Much more stylized than Nathan, Amanda combines the height of style and practicality in both design and bodywork compared to Nathan's spartan and to the point specifications. Her off white paint work is off set by, but does not contrast against, the pink gilding running along the sides of the barrel with pink lines sprouting from it and forming intricate swirly patterns, somewhat reminiscent of vines, which interweave across the otherwise white back drop. The only excpetion is the Pink heart above the trigger which is framed by but does not interweave with any of the otherwise all reaching patterns. Much like Nathan, Pinkie has taken to loading Amanda with armour piercing rounds. An especially powerful scope sits above the barrel, just in ahead of the X-ray scanner, which folds out from the barrel at the touch of a button. A built in camera sits snugly in the metal forming the top of the firing nozzle which is itself conical, in over to absorb as much of the firing noise as possible. Pinkie is quite pleased with the custom leather holster and the fact that it will shock any one else who touches it, apart from Ace but Pinkie is not aware of this.

Name: Yuki
Length: The actual gun is only 1/4 of Pinkie's height.
Breadth: The gun is only 30cms in radius but the backpack is wider across than Pinkie is.
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Yuki is quite clearly two industrial paint strippers/flamethrowers tex taped together and hooked into an enormous backpack, the inner working of which are a mystery to Pinkie. Containing Positron's "special brew" Yuki's backpack holds a considerable number of chemicals in suspension and isolation until Pinkie holds down Yuki's trigger at which point the chemicals rush into through the guns mixing cylinders and exit the gun just before the reaction takes effect; spraying an area or a single target with a solution that quickly freezes. Were anyone in SWA to have a taste for moves from before the turn of the millennium they could be forgiven for thinking that Yuki was a poor attempt at a plastercine model of a ghostbusters laser weapon and backpack for a cosplay. Yuki's utility is not in doubt however as Pinkie commissioned Positron for her construction against nanoswarms. While she has yet to be tested against them Pinkie is reasonably certain she could freeze your foot to the floor with Yuki's assistance. Both Ace and Darya helped in the construction of the weapon and the slightly polished professionalism of Ace's work stands in contrast to Darya's functional, efficient mark, both of which contrast against the main body of work which is characteristic of Positron, and by extension Eroz biomechanics, somewhat out there sleek insanity approach to design. The overall look of the weapon is an unmistakable kitsch that could at best be mistaken for an industrial tool. Pinkie has a fondness for the weapon and has been studying it ever so often but has not dedicated significant time toward the weapon yet. Whenever she uses it her other arm picks itself up as if expecting to use another gun in tandem.

Name: Artemis
Height: Half a foot.
Breadth: From Pinkie's neck to the end of her shoulder.
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Artemis is an AMS orbital retaliator. She is a huge two handed, due to her shape, kinetic cannon. At her base however is a grove that could fit comfortably on a shoulder and anyone paying enough attention will hear the whir of anti gravity motors ticking away inside her. Artemis therefore has only enough effective weight that she would fall incredibly slowly if dropped and can be shoulder mounted on anyone. There is a cable leading down from the butt of the cannon, which sits snugly atop the shoulder mounted grove on a small pedestal like mass of metal and wires, which can be plugged into a process socket. Artemis is one of Orbital's finest and while she is not far above most of Pinkie's armoury in terms of quality she does have pride of place. She has an expanded clip bay and of course Pinkie keeps her loaded with armour piercing rounds. Artemis in not inconspicuous, there would be no way Pinkie could hide this gun within her cloak nor conceal her heat emotions, in addition using her without any hands would mean Pinkie would have to remove the golden crown she always wears and she has never relinquished it otherwise. The groove looks something akin to what AMS create in their re-inovate line, almost like a piece of leather shoulder guard armour while Artemis herself looks every bit the traditional, black, huge cannon the kind which you would usually find in a turret emplacement. Perhaps her purpose is to accompany Pinkie on missions where stealth is not an option or when she is wielding Nathan or Amanda, certainly no one has ever seen Pinkie with less than two heavy weapons on her person and she may be disinclined to simply accept having to wield only one in the case of the rail guns.

Name: Dusty (Replicant Body)
Height: 6'2"
Weight: Very, very heavy, even for an agent.
Detailed Description And Notable Features: Dusty has tanned, fleshy skin, long limbs and large hands, pale green almost inhuman eyes, and a neatly parted wave of solid, plasticky dark red hair not unlike a doll. All of him seems slightly artificial, which is par for the course for a muse replicant, though he is over the top more expressive even than Rico. He is lanky but seems very solid and sturdy. He moves excitedly, and it's easy to tell from watching he can barely contain his enjoyment or his profound strength. His voice in his Muse form is masculine and young adult, fitting his new body better than his little boy turret voice.