An Epic In Three Parts

James: Hey, I need to let you know something in case the news didn't get to you or Matt: The Sword Reforged is out
Trina: ..... shit

Trina: Um
Trina: Don't tell Matt yet
Chris: Sure
Trina: But the sword reforged came out
Chris: Ohhhhhh
Chris: Oh shit
Chris: I bet he knows


(5:04:38 PM) Trina: myatt
(5:04:46 PM) Trina: how emotionally stable are you right now
(5:05:12 PM) Matt: why?
(5:06:31 PM) Trina: Everything is okay
(5:06:37 PM) Trina: but answer teh question
(5:06:42 PM) Trina: how angry do you WANT to be
(5:06:54 PM) Matt: I don't want to be angry at the moment
(5:07:01 PM) Matt: I am working on my oxidation model
(5:07:06 PM) Trina: Okay
(5:07:11 PM) Trina: you would be angry later
(5:07:20 PM) Trina: should I tell you a thing?
(5:08:38 PM) Matt: I'm not sure
(5:08:47 PM) Matt: but I am going to get a cupp and stay here a while longer to work
(5:08:52 PM) Trina: Okay
(5:08:55 PM) Trina: I'll tell you when you come home
(5:08:58 PM) Trina: everything is just fine
(5:09:23 PM) Matt: :X *
(5:12:41 PM) Trina: Look
(5:12:42 PM) Trina: look
(5:12:47 PM) Trina: The Sword Reforged came out
(5:14:38 PM) Matt:



* At this point he got angry at me for not telling him what he would be angry about so I just went for it.

Ben: so I just went to a page in that there PDF and thought "awesome, cyber-flight is a thing, this justifies literally anything else being in this book" and then I went to the previous page and saw "Superacid Urine Pump"