News Reports for Week 59

Avalanche kills 5 in Spanish Pyrenees
Minor inconvenience struck an EI ski resort this week when a high speed chase between a group of skiing trespassers and an E.I attack helicopter triggered an avalanche that devastated another nearby ski slope, killing five. The trespassers later escaped after pulling off what one eyewitness described as "totally sweet moves off like a ramp and over the helicopter and then the helicopter like crashed into a ski lift wire and it was really radical man."
Five skiers were killed by the avalanche, but the E.I resort paid for their cloning and restoration from mental backups provided by Itoma Xenjin. The E.I sure is great, isn't it citizen?