News Reports for Week 58

New Quantum Camera Technology for Tex?
The WDN lit up with numerous theories earlier this week when a Tex Callahan shootout seemed to bend the laws of physics, but it wasn't the gunplay for once. Multiple camera angles and even some elements of slow motion appeared in what was claimed to have been a live broadcast, confusing viewers and generating thousands of complaints and questions to the WF Corporation.
Bright & Sunny Media can exclusively reveal, straight from a high ranking WF source, that what we saw was an accidental test of a prototype technology known as 'Quantum Camera Technology'. While running a system test alongside the traditional, photon based cameras the quantum feed was triggered and fed directly to the television network. Quantum technology allows filmmakers to record a scene in many new ways, including generating a full 3D reconstruction of an area and then deciding on what angle to show it from. The system is still years away from being completed, said our protected source, but viewers experienced a sneak peak at it during this network hiccup.
We asked a number of "scientists" about the possibility of this technology rolling out into the open market in the near future, but they all said that "Quantum" technology is quite "impossible". Scientists, huh? When will they learn that with imagination, anything is possible?

Update: Since going to press with this article, the Oracle Corporation has given Bright & Sunny Media the following statement about Quantum Camera technology: "Yup."