News Reports for Week 45

Order of the True Faith Campaign to End Holiday
The OTF have once again campaigned to end the EI-backed holidays that are celebrated annually this week. They claim the holidays are a mockery of what were once important religious dates used to pray, fast and worship. Several elderly OTF priests were seen angrily waving their fists at shoppers in malls in EI territory and declaring the events to be "Humbug". This reporter was unable to find a definition of this word except as a form of candy. The mystery continues.