News Reports for Week 44

World Prepares for EI Capitalist Holiday
The EI marketing department is in overdrive this week preparing for a host of international holidays that celebrate gift giving, gift buying and just general buying. Re-purposed religious holidays and newly invented holidays are plentiful, in fact one of the main activities of the season is picking a holiday and campaigning for it; put up glowing signs in your neighbourhood and let everyone know which special day you support! Have an Awesome Afternoon Delight Day everyone!