Greetings!

Greetings and Salutations fellow Oracle employees!

Following my recent relocation from Europe to Seoul and change in employers, I have had little chance to meet most of my fellow colleagues. This is something I would like to remedy at the first available opportunity, and would like to cordially invite anyone to drop on by my office, and make an appointment with my secretary Ahn Xu Whang, as my door is always open.

I am a former corporate Mergers & Aquisitions Executive with a speciality in business and commercial legislation and bye-laws and am available to offer my services.

Yours faithfully K.A.J. Ramirez

CONFIDENTIAL AND PRIVATE. THIS DOCUMENT IS INTENDED FOR THE ADRESSEES ONLY. IN THE EVENT OF UNAUTHORISED ACCESS PLEASE INFORM THE AUTHOR/DEPARTMENT MENTIONED ABOVE. From the desk of Kinkaid Aurelius Jurgensson Ramirez, dictated but not read.

Wait, so the guy moving here from Europe came just as I'm staying in Europe for a bit?

There's an irony there...

Nice to, er, not quite meet you. Unfortunately I am currently back in Europe on a business and investigation trip. Once I return, I will be glad to make your acquaintance. In the meantime, you should visit my coffee shop, Reflexion - as an Oracle employee you'll receive 100 free Customer Loyalty Points with your first purchase, and I think you'll find we serve far better coffee than anywhere else in the area.

Nice to meet you my friend, always glad to see a new face in the corporation. I'll take you out for noodles some time, show you the neighbourhood.