Just a routine thing really, but still necessary

I just thought I'd give you all advance warning that I'll be running our monthly medicals and cybernetic maintenance work next week, so please leave some time free to see me. This will mean I'll have slightly less time available for performing any surgery you might want doing.

If it's all the same to you, Enrique, I'd feel more comfortable doing my own check-ups. If anyone else needs my help or wants a female-identified surgeon doing yours, I would be glad to.

I'm happy for you to have someone else come in with you or for you to go somewhere else to have it done, as I will have to do, but you can't really give yourself a medical... It's unprofessional.

I am only trying to do my job and looking after the welfare of Oracle employees.

I will only be performing a few non-invasive tests for your checkup. It really won't take much time out of your day.

Yeah....no. Unless the CEO himself gives me orders to attend, then that's not going to happen.

People, please. Enrique is a fellow Oracle employee, and these things are necessary. I for one do not wish my cybernetics to start freezing up on me, and am perfectly willing to go through with these procedures. After all, we trust Enrique to install our cybernetics, do we not?

Hey Enrique.

Sorry, but I've actually already had a private medical check up last week, and I'm fine with maintaining my own cybernetics (though I had those checked as well of course). Thanks for the offer though, its nice.

I don't see any problem letting him do my checkup. He's a professional and he knows how well-armed I am, after all.

Yeah, he installed my neural jack last week, and I am assuming did a check up then. I'm not sure I need it, considering that I do check my own cybernetics. Sure, it might be unprofessional, but I've been dealing with cybernetics, my own and others, for longer than most of you have been alive. So.

For those on whom I've performed surgery, I only performed the requested procedure. I'm most interested in the medical checkups, especially considering the standard diet for some of us seems to be solely takeaway noodles. I assume you've read the upkeep requirements for the cybernetics you have installed. I just thought I'd throw that check in aswell since it doesn't take long to do a diagnostic.

Well, I've been living off of nutribars for a while now, but with Oracle's salary size and my new living quarter's kitchen, I think I can probably branch out into a wider diet...


Though that does mean learning how to cook...

Things to buy:
How to Cook Guide
Cooking utensils
Fire extinguisher.

Darya Demeter wrote:
Though that does mean learning how to cook...

Pfft, there's chips for that.

Ida Salcedo wrote:

Darya Demeter wrote:
Though that does mean learning how to cook...

Pfft, there's chips for that.

Yeah, but it does seem one of those life skills you should know yourself...

Darya Demeter wrote:

Ida Salcedo wrote:

Darya Demeter wrote:
Though that does mean learning how to cook...

Pfft, there's chips for that.

Yeah, but it does seem one of those life skills you should know yourself...

I will make sure to install an automatic fire extinguisher system. I was wondering if we also need a walk in freezer..

SosieTerrehaute wrote:

Darya Demeter wrote:

Ida Salcedo wrote:

Darya Demeter wrote:
Though that does mean learning how to cook...

Pfft, there's chips for that.

Yeah, but it does seem one of those life skills you should know yourself...

I will make sure to install an automatic fire extinguisher system. I was wondering if we also need a walk in freezer..

I've seen too many of those used for the wrong things...

(OOC: The automatic fire extinguisher system should be a thing. A Chekhov kind of thing.)