Seoul Waste Away

http://seoulwasteaway.eb

(A webpage pops up, a single place holder page for an upcoming small business. The page is sleek and black, with a discreet logo at the top reading SEOUL WASTE AWAY in a serif-less block font.)

Filth got you down? Garbage all around? Glowing ooze sticking to your slippers? Human effluent making you feel sick to you stomach? Your life is full of dirt, and we have the solution.

We here at Seoul Waste Away will aim to provide a unique service for those looking to clean up our city. For a modest fee, we will remove human, industrial, medical, biological, chemical, or even toxic waste. Disposed discreetly and legally, our services will be offered day and night to a select list of customers. Contant us here to see if our services are right for you.

Need waste temporarily moved but want to back some day? Can't afford to get a good legal clean up crew just yet? Want to scrub the bottom of the sewers without loosing any precious refuse in the process? Seoul Waste Away will store your waste without tossing it! Please, keep us in mind when you think of waste. Seoul Waste Away!

(The here brings you to a contact page, with a phone number you don't recognize and an email "contact@wasteaway.eb". There is no address, but a quick search brings up a warehouse that seems very much like the one Sosie was gonna buy..)