News Reports for Week 93

Adorable BIOs Plague World View
Small dragons are running amok on the World View. The cute creatures were brought on to the ship as companion BIOs manufactured by the Eroz lunar corporation. Since their initial sale the animals have found their way into several important subsystems and caused numerous equipment failures. When contacted for a statement, Eroz legal representatives said "The Eroz Dragon-Cat is perfectly safe when used as directed and fed its recommended daily intake of nutrients and aluminium. Eroz bears no responsibility for any misuse of the Eroz Dragon-Cat by third parties outside of Eroz controlled locations. Thank you for your questions. You are a good journalist."

REALCow in talks with Multimeat
REALCow has held high level meat-ings (lol) with Multimeat, possibly to discuss a new product line in REALCow's organic bovine product ranges. Shares in REALCow have climbed higher in recent days, though uncertainty in the meetings' actual purpose is causing instability.

Prince Mishaal bin Abdulaziz visits Keelung
Famous humanitarian Prince Mishaal bin Abdulaziz is visiting Keelung to assess the damage done by the Ai Jinn's latest cyberlin offensive in the region. The prince's efforts are focused on bringing water, food and medical supplies to those affected by the war police action. Mishaal's latest single will be released next week and 25% of the proceeds will go to the Keelung charity effort.