Week 81 Debrief: Ethically Crowd-sourcing the Debrief

AGENTS ON THE MISSION: Silvia, Hugo, Han, Fenris, Meiko, Khalid, Dani.

(10:25:08 PM) Silvia_: yeah, my wager atm is that Mieko was a ranger
(10:25:12 PM) Coraline: when you were fighting one?
(10:25:15 PM) Silvia_: we were kind of busy....
(10:25:21 PM) Coraline: ...right
(10:25:24 PM) Silvia_: they seemed to be regenerating
(10:25:36 PM) Fenris_: also a ranger wouldn't need a medpack
(10:25:42 PM) Midboss has changed the topic to: [22:24:54] <Fenris_> do rangers bleed?
(10:25:55 PM) HanJi: mieko can't be a ranger
(10:26:07 PM) Fenris_: why/
(10:26:12 PM) HanJi: if she was, when she got attacked, she would have shot sparks all over the place
(10:26:21 PM) Carcer: wait
(10:26:25 PM) Carcer: what happened with Mieko?
(10:26:28 PM) Coraline: oh
(10:26:30 PM) Coraline: right
(10:26:35 PM) Fenris_: not all rangers are power
(10:26:37 PM) HanJi: oh, hey rich
(10:26:38 PM) Coraline: the people responsible for this ought to tell this tale
(10:26:42 PM) Silvia_: basically...we attacked the UIG on her orders
(10:26:42 PM) Carcer: I haven't been keeping up to date for a while
(10:26:50 PM) Midboss: Mieko sent us to steal a component from a UIG satellite
(10:26:50 PM) Carcer: that sounds very ethical
(10:26:52 PM) HanJi: she came with us on the mission
(10:26:58 PM) Coraline: I don't think the mission has been debrief-ed yet
(10:27:09 PM) Midboss: A decryption component, that would be able to get into their network
(10:27:10 PM) Fenris_: no it hasn't
(10:27:16 PM) Midboss: Mat~ said he would
(10:27:17 PM) Midboss: or migh
(10:27:18 PM) Midboss: t
(10:27:23 PM) Fenris_: i'm not sure who is writing it up
(10:27:24 PM) Hugo_: Ugh
(10:27:31 PM) Midboss: If a network that could track anyone by ID chip existed, this would get into it
(10:27:32 PM) Fenris_: he did
(10:27:33 PM) Hugo_: If someone writes the first part i will write the second
(10:27:36 PM) Midboss: but OBVIOUSLY no such thing does
(10:27:47 PM) Fenris_: then he changed his mind on the world home]
(10:27:47 PM) Midboss: We took Mieko in with us 'cos we needed a hacker
(10:27:48 PM) Carcer: of course.
(10:28:12 PM) HanJi: well...we thought we might need a hacker
(10:28:13 PM) Midboss: Half the team went in through a chemical furnace vent on the roof, the rest stealthed in through windows
(10:28:26 PM) Midboss: We met up, ran from security, found the satellite
(10:28:44 PM) Fenris_: ran from 8 malenbrach
(10:28:49 PM) Midboss: Fought Warrick (possibly not Warrick) as a squad of 8 Malenbrach ran into the building
(10:28:51 PM) Silvia_: (Stealth was shot to shit by this point)
(10:28:51 PM) Fenris_: met a ranger
(10:29:13 PM) Midboss: Knocked maybe-Warrick down to would-be-dead-but-about-to-get-back-up, then ran
(10:29:22 PM) HanJi: khalid and silvia both decided to fight a ranger in close combat
(10:29:34 PM) Silvia_: for totally different reasons
(10:29:45 PM) HanJi: oh! khalid liquid alloyed the rangers head to the floor
(10:29:51 PM) Carcer: hahahahahahah
(10:30:03 PM) Carcer: did he then sever his own head and continue fighting you
(10:30:12 PM) Fenris_: then it convulsed loads
(10:30:13 PM) Silvia_: no, that was when we ran
(10:30:29 PM) Silvia_: then nanoswarm
(10:30:50 PM) Fenris_: and we think it may have released a nano swarm as a failsafe mechanism
(10:30:59 PM) Carcer: mother of god.
(10:31:17 PM) Hugo_: I think Meiko did it
(10:31:18 PM) Hugo_: but
(10:31:19 PM) Hugo_: you know
(10:31:21 PM) Midboss: Mieko dropped some sort of explosive we couldn't identify
(10:31:25 PM) Midboss: GETed in
(10:31:59 PM) Silvia_: and now the UIG has basically declared cold war on Oracle
(10:32:05 PM) Fenris_: she also took two vortex rifle shots to the sholders
(10:32:18 PM) Fenris_: and didn't bleed at all
(10:32:38 PM) Fenris_: and we couldn't scan her cybernetics
(10:32:39 PM) Silvia_: and refused a medpack
(10:32:45 PM) Hugo_: And now Hugo is leaving Oracle.
(10:32:51 PM) Fenris_: so she is wierd
(10:32:55 PM) Hugo_: Because he wants to be a famous dude
(10:33:04 PM) Midboss: and Oracle's plans are just gonna escalate from here
(10:33:04 PM) Hugo_: and have a 'normalish' life
(10:33:19 PM) Carcer: well
(10:33:28 PM) Carcer: shit all kicks off while I'm gone, huh
(10:33:41 PM) Fenris_: everyone was given a chance to jump ship before everything goes to hell
(10:33:42 PM) Midboss: You were the only thing keeping Mieko's mad plots in check
(10:33:51 PM) Midboss: LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED NOW
(10:33:52 PM) Carcer: yeah
(10:34:09 PM) Carcer: I think Stephen might have been a little concerned about raiding a fucking UIG satellite or whatever
(10:34:15 PM) Carcer: what justification exactly did she give you guys
(10:34:31 PM) Fenris_: you did seem to be the only one who was trying to get her to do her job as ethics officer
(10:34:39 PM) HanJi: "we're going to find answers to a lot of questions"
(10:34:53 PM) Fenris_: we can track anyone in the world
(10:34:57 PM) HanJi: that was about the closest we got to a straight answer#
(10:34:59 PM) Silvia_: "It's better if you don't know"
(10:35:03 PM) Fenris_: or will be able to
(10:35:05 PM) Carcer: well
(10:35:12 PM) Carcer: either she is the world's shittiest ethics officer
(10:35:31 PM) Carcer: or she's so fucking ethical she was attempting to expose the UIG lying about it's surveillance capabilitie-
(10:35:32 PM) Carcer: MATT
(10:35:37 PM) Carcer: ARE YOU BEING TOPICALLY RELEVANT
(10:35:49 PM) Midboss: I think we can agree that she's acting to keep our ethics at a certain level
(10:35:55 PM) Midboss: just maybe not a positive one
(10:36:05 PM) Carcer: Trina I need you to go and shout that at Matt for me
(10:36:07 PM) Fenris_: oh and Fenris ran over 7 civilians in a mad car chase away from an Iolite cruiser
(10:36:15 PM) Midboss: Onl 7
(10:36:27 PM) HanJi: hey, we were perfectly ethical till we were given BAMN status.
(10:36:48 PM) Fenris_: BAMN?
(10:37:25 PM) HanJi: By Any Means Neccesary
(10:37:38 PM) Fenris_: Ah
(10:38:09 PM) Silvia_: "Authorisation to Use Excessive Force" was the phrase, I think
(10:38:14 PM) HanJi: yeah
(10:38:20 PM) Silvia_: +1 Hugo
(10:38:35 PM) HanJi: despite which, I STILL didn't get a chance to fight a malenbrach!
(10:38:47 PM) Fenris_: But i wasn't really thinking about ethics during that chase
(10:38:51 PM) Midboss: Han was so confident he could handle 8 malenbrach at a chokepoint
(10:38:56 PM) Fenris_: I was trying not to die
(10:39:09 PM) Midboss: and get places before the overdrive net cut out
(10:39:15 PM) ***Hugo_ shouts at matt.
(10:39:21 PM) Hugo_: Matt laughs and laughs and says I DON'T KNOW
(10:39:28 PM) Hugo_: Also
(10:39:34 PM) Hugo_: My theory is that she studies ethics
(10:39:35 PM) HanJi: Han was confident he could HOLD 8 malenbrach at a chokepoint
(10:39:37 PM) Hugo_: Not is ethical
(10:39:52 PM) Carcer: did he say "I don't know" in that way like it means he literally does not know
(10:40:04 PM) Carcer: or in that other way where it's like "MAYBE. WHO KNOWS?"

Information Sales
None. And if anyone outside Oracle asks, this never happened.

Comments from CEO Lee
We now hold a key piece of UIG technology which could allow us to perform all manner of illicit shenanigans. However, it is extremely important that no one from the Corporations knows about this. We are now on the UIG's shit list, but they cannot say that until they've recovered their precious equipment, since any premature violence would let everyone know that Oracle has something worth having. We've got the tiger by the tail.

Further information on this development will be issued in the immediate future.