Week 55: Greetings and Introduction from a new Agent

To: All active Oracle Agents
(The message was sent in Swahili, Hindi, and Mandarin in an attempt to cover as many people as she could.)

Hello fellow Oracle Agents!

I'm sorry to take up your time, but I thought it would be best to introduce myself since I'm so new to the corporation. My name is Karishma Pillai, and I've been hired by Oracle after recently leaving the employ of Comoros (which I'm very happy about, I might add).

I understand that this corporation specialises in the 'acquisition' of sensitive information, and that this sometimes includes interesting examples of technology. While my skill set is perhaps not the best suited to clandestine operations, I can make myself useful in another area; during my time with Comoros, I received extensive training in the reverse engineering of technology, which I absolutely love doing! I'm also pretty good at telepathics; I have a good range that I'm able to employ, but nothing really amazing, I'm sure.

Would it be at all possible for one of the more experienced agents to explain to me how things work around here in a little more detail? I'm sorry to impose, but I just want to make sure that I don't do something that might cause other people trouble.

I'm really looking forward to working alongside all of you!

Kind regards,
Karishma

Hey Karishma, good to hear from you. Glad to know you'll be on the team. I'm afraid I'm currently out of Seoul right now, so I won't be able to greet you in person any time soon, but I look forward to meeting you a later date.

I'm Han Ji, Oracle's tactical weapons specialist, as well as a competent criminologist and lockpicker. It's my job to keep the rest of you from dying while you do the important stuff.

Anyway, gotta go, I don't wanna keep typing on an expensive PDA in this bar. But we should do lunch sometime, my treat.

Hello Karishma.

My name is Ace Nisky and I am the companies Airborne Infiltration and Extraction specialist. I would like to welcome you to Oracle. You have joined at an interesting time, given we have several new people starting and I'm sure you have plenty of questions about the company. My office is in the Oracle compound and I would be more than happy to talk to you and to give you a few items and pieces of advice to help you adjust. Unfortunately I am on the Moon at the moment, but can make it to the Office in a few hours if you would care to book an appointment time.


Flight Sergeant-Major Ace Nizky

Hey

Pleasure to meet you, I'm Parvati, as my full name indicates I'm also from comoros. I'm currently back in New Delhi but if there's anything you need don't hesitate to ask. I should be swinging by to have a look at the 'free clinic' in Seoul if you want to meet up and talk.

To: Han Ji

Hi Han (I hope you don't mind me calling you Han?). Thanks for getting back to me; I'm sorry we won't get to meet in person for a while, but I wouldn't want to get in the way of any important work! I'd love to do lunch; it would be great to get to chat with and get to know you, especially considering, as you say, you're going to be trying to keep me from dying!

Looking forward to meeting in person,
Karishma

To: Ace Nizky

Hello Flight Sergeant-Major (may I call you Ace?). Thank you for the welcoming message, and I would greatly like to take you up on the offer to meet in your office. Would the day after tomorrow at noon be convenient for you? (OOC: I don't really mind when this happens; to be honest, I just picked a time out of the air ) I want to try and integrate into the team as smoothly as possible and be of as much assistance as I can!

I look forward to your reply!

Regards,
Karishma

To: Tansai Kay

Hello! Do you mind if I call you Tansai? It sounds like you're really busy at the moment, so thank you for slotting in a moment to greet the newbie! I'm hoping to meet as many people as I can, so I'm looking forward to saying hello in person.

Hopefully catch you if you pass through!
Karishma

To: Parvati Comoros Sharma

Hello, it's a pleasure to hear from you too. Thank you; I'd greatly appreciate meeting up at some point that's convenient for you! If you don't mind me asking though, what was that about a 'free clinic'? I want to try and assist as much as possible while I'm new to try and help integrate myself into the team, you see.

Looking forward to your response,
Karishma

To: KarishmaPillai@Oracle.wdn
From: Positron@Eroz.wdn
Re: Greetings and Introduction from a new Agent

Greetings Karishima, I am Maxwell Positron Oracles science specialist. It's a pleasure to have you on the team. Are you at all interested in a second job. I have much need of a reverse engineer to work on a number of items I have obtained. Food and lodgings would be provided. Casual dress, smoking permitted and pets are allowed. Contact me if you're interested.

Maxwell Positron

CEO
Eroz Biomechanics

From: Carnations@buttons.wdn
Re: Greetings and Introduction from a new Agent

A delight to hear from you darling! Reverse engineering is such an interesting field of study! Oh, I didn't introduce myself. Coraline Carnell, former plastic surgeon and current plague doctor. Don't worry dear, I'm not great at the cloak and dagger stuff either, so at least you won't be the only one. I'm afraid I can't help with how things work around here, I'm still getting the hang of things myself! You should see Ace at some point soon though, he very generously gives out the Oracle kickstarters. If you've time drop by some time this week, since I should still be around HQ. And I'm sure I'll have time for you.

Looking forward to working alongside you too sweetie! Yours,

Coraline Carnell.

To: Positron@Eroz.wdn
From: KarishmaPillai@Oracle.wdn

Hello, I'm pleased to hear from you, Mr Positron! Thank you; I'm really looking forward to getting to know my new colleagues! I would be very happy to take you up on the offer of working for you; I absolutely love working on and cracking interesting examples of technology! However, I must ask whether this would impact my responsibilities as an Agent of Oracle? Although I really want to stress that I don't mean that I am in any way put off from the prospect of getting to work on advanced tech!

Greatly looking forward to your favorable reply,
Karishma Pillai

To: Carnations@buttons.wdn
From: KarishmaPillai@Oracle.wdn

Hi! It's really nice to hear from you. May I call you Coraline? Oh, I'm sure your fields of study are far more interesting than me poking around in machinery! I've never met a plague doctor before; I admit, I know very little of the subject, but it sounds really interesting. Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one here that's about as stealthy as a brick! (Ha ha!) Thanks for the advice; I'm in the process of setting up an appointment with him some time over the next few days, so I'll try to get that to happen sooner rather than later. Sure, I'll come say hi when I get the chance; I want to meet as many people as possible!

I'll hopefully see you in person soon then!
Karishma

To: Silvia Tsukuda
From: KarishmaPillai@Oracle.wdn

Hello, it's a pleasure to hear from you, Silvia. Thanks for taking the time to message me; I look forward to meeting you when you return. Good luck with whatever it is you're doing in London!

Looking forward to meeting you!
Regards,
Karishma

TO: KarishmaPillai@Oracle.wdn
FROM: Huguna@nukeu.wf

heya nother new person lol
lots of us around now days
i m hugo n i love big guns
specially galvanic but i love all tech 2
u should come meet me i m in seoul all week
hope u get comfy here n dont b 2 freeked out when ace shows off n gives u a ton of creds we mke like millions here

cya
hugo

To: Huguna@nukeu.wf
From: KarishmaPillai@Oracle.wdn

Hello! It's nice to hear from another fellow newbie! Sure, I'd love to meet up; I'm trying to get to know as many other people as I can. Where would you like to meet?

Millions? I've never even seen that much credit... I suppose I'll have to steel myself a bit before I go to see him, then.

Thanks for messaging me, and I look forward to meeting you!
Karishma

To: KarishmaPillai@Oracle.wdn
From: Huguna@nukeu.wf

u free thurs???
i no a gud ramen place
chepe n pretty gud

hugo

To: KarishmaPillai@Oracle.wdn
From: Positron@Eroz.wdn
Re: Greetings and Introduction from a new Agent

The job I had in mind would not detract from your work in Oracle. Tell you what, why don't you drop by my office and I show you what I'm thinking of.

(Attached is a voucher code good for two uses of the teleporter network and an address on the Moon)

Maxwell Positron

CEO
Eroz Biomechanics