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News Reports for Week 48: CRAB BATTLE!

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News Reports for Week 48: CRAB BATTLE! Empty News Reports for Week 48: CRAB BATTLE!

Post  Admin Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:46 pm

Washington D.C Attacked by Giant Mechanical Crab Cyberlin!
Tex Callahan Doppelganger Revealed!
Tex Callahan Destroys a Giant Mechanical Crab Cyberlin!
White House Destroyed by Giant Mechanical Crab Cyberlin!
New Record Set for Length of Headlines!
Exclamation Point Shortages Ahead?

Holy fucking shit. There was a giant Ai Jinn crab cyberlin and it fucking blew apart the White House and tried to kill Tex and the president CEO but then Tex was like "I'll take care of this with my team of deputies" and totally fucking trashed it from the inside and drove a school bus out of it. When you see the film you will not even believe this shit it is off the fucking hook I mean god damn.
Then Tex wasn't Tex, but some sort of evil clone in disguise or something and we never suspected a thing but then Tex WAS there and he killed the evil Tex (or whoever it was) and saved the President and all the press staff and agents and maybe the whole world and it was the BEST DAY EVER!

Oh, and now the Ai Jinn and the WF are sort of at war.
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